Turn up the Heat!

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by willshoum, May 24, 2010.

  1. willshoum

    willshoum New Member

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    To much Hate and Sadness Going on in the world Today. Summers here and It's Hotttt As Hell. I need a Pick me up, Give me your Best well How Hot Is it Joke!! One per post. :D:D
     
  2. Shihan

    Shihan Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    How hot is it?

    It's so hot I saw two trees fighting over a dog.
     
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  3. canebrake

    canebrake New Member

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    It's hotter than Georgia asphalt.
     
  4. canebrake

    canebrake New Member

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    Its so hot, Soylent is Oilent
     
  5. collegekid20

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    It's so hot I saw a group of arficans getting on a boat. I asked where they were going and they replied "Back to Africa, it too hot here."
     
  6. canebrake

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    It's hotter than the hinges of Hades.
     
  7. CA357

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    It's so hot that Nancy Pelosi's face melted. :eek:
     
  8. ScottG

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    How hot is it?

    It's so hot, it's hotter than my wife!!!

    No, that's not true, nothing is hotter than my wife.... :D
     
  9. orangello

    orangello New Member

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    How hot is it?
    It's soo hot the crawdads are come out the water already boiled.
     
  10. doctherock

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    How hot is it?
    Its hotter than two rats Fu$$in in a wool sock, that's how hot it is.
     
  11. doctherock

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    By the way it isn't hot here in Oregon, whopping 50 degrees out.
     
  12. gorknoids

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    It's so hot that I'm stirring my drink with the orange thing out of the oven.
     
  13. Bigcountry02

    Bigcountry02 Coffee! If your not shaking, you need another cup Supporter

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    It is so hot, sand is asking for some shade!
     
  14. willshoum

    willshoum New Member

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    Turn up the heat!!

    When Mr. President Osammy came to La. and paid Grand Isle a visit, the first thing he said to all the people was It's warm out here so lets get this done so's I can get the hell out of here!:eek::)
     
  15. zhuk

    zhuk New Member

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    It's so hot that hot water is coming out of both taps...

    (actually not a joke, this happens every summer here :p)


    Really enjoying 17* and rain atm...ahh "winter"!
     
  16. RadioActiV

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    I's so hot sweat is running down my a$$ crack like the niagra!:D