Tuesday's funny - The Dinner Date

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  1. Daoust_Nat

    Daoust_Nat Well-Known Member Supporter

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    A while back, when I was considerably younger, I picked up a lovely date at her parents' home.

    I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.

    She ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Shrimp cocktail. Lobster Patron. Champagne.

    I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"

    "No," she replied. "but my mother's not expecting a blow job tonight."

    I said... "Would you care for dessert?"
     
  2. TheSadPanda

    TheSadPanda New Member

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    haha now that's funny!!

    on a similar note:
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2bIeSbK61Q]YouTube - New girlfriend, first date: making out or more? / Mastercard[/ame]
     

  3. HKSlinger

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    The wife even got a kick out of that one. :D
     
  4. buckhuntr

    buckhuntr Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    So did mine.:p
     
  5. jca1

    jca1 New Member

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