Try saying these after Xmas to any women.

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by hairbear1, Dec 28, 2011.

  1. hairbear1

    hairbear1 Member

    21 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas


    1. I prefer breasts to legs.
    2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
    3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
    4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
    5. I've never seen a better spread!
    6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
    7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
    8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
    9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
    10.. Don't play with your sausage..
    11.. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go..
    12.. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
    13.. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
    14.. A bit spilled onto your chin.
    15.. How long will it take after you put it in?
    16.. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
    17.. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
    18.. That's the biggest chick I've ever had!
    19.. I'm so full; I've been gobbling nuts all morning
    20.. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
    21.. I do like a good stuffing.
  2. notdku

    notdku Administrator Staff Member

    This is why I eat turkey all year long.

    22. Do you need anymore stuffing?