True Facts About owls

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Vikingdad, Jul 26, 2013.

  1. stratrider

    stratrider New Member

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    Lol, that narrator...
     

  2. texaswoodworker

    texaswoodworker New Member

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    "don't do drugs, because an owl may just rip your face off"

    LMAO!!!! :D
     
  3. johnr1943

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  4. notdku

    notdku Administrator Staff Member

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    This was good too.

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5FEj9U-CJM[/ame]
     
  5. Vikingdad

    Vikingdad New Member

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    I like the German fairy tale- having some German ancestry myself (narrowly misses a Freudian Slip opportunity;)).

    And that Mantis Shrip video, that is awesome! (watch to the very end folks. "God dammit!")
     
  6. Argyle_Armoring

    Argyle_Armoring New Member

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    I wish I wasn't at work so I could watch this stuff.
     
  7. Jagermeister

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    German fairy tales are very morbid. What do you expect! Germany is bordered with France. The French will drive you crazy after a few millennium.:eek:
     
  8. Anna_Purna

    Anna_Purna New Member

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    Random fact about Owls

    Never use a brand new sweater to capture a great horned owl.
     
  9. Vikingdad

    Vikingdad New Member

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    Hmmm. But great big horny Hooters and sweaters go together so well!
     

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  10. Anna_Purna

    Anna_Purna New Member

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    DOH! ............... :rolleyes:
     
  11. Steel_Talon

    Steel_Talon New Member

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    True Facts About owls That when a presumed DEAD Owl wakes up in a paper grocery bag, in a shuttle bus containing 7 men, traveling on a dark desert highway. He will definitely have issues to his new found predicament. And will proceed to open up a case of Owl whip *** upon those who occupy his now proclaimed space..... Once said shuttle was brought to a complete stop and said 7 occupants started EJECTING Mr. Owl then took his own exit flying off into the night......
     
  12. Vikingdad

    Vikingdad New Member

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    Is this something that happened to you? Sounds like a great story!
     
  13. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    now that's some funny chit!:D ROFLMAO Funny!:D
     
  14. Steel_Talon

    Steel_Talon New Member

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    At the time , it was humorless I assure you. I like my other counterparts were busy screaming our battle cries, with our azzes sucking up our Fruit of The Looms :eek: :eek:


    :cool::D
     
  15. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    i hear ya! many times these things are not funny uring the time they are happening, but are funny later on!:D
     
  16. Steel_Talon

    Steel_Talon New Member

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    Yes, yes I was there that June night.....

    *The Department I worked for offered a shuttle service..
    * We finished our swing shift, had stopped off at the circle K got some beverages.
    *Driving down an isolated Highway with Curve section Gil the driver struck the Owl with the shuttle.
    *Gil stopped shuttle to survey damage for report .Ron H says he found a "Big ***" dead owl
    *Crazy Ron H comes back on board with paper bag. No one becomes suspicious of his action ( we all know better).
    * We are in various stages of travel sleep. When we hear Ron H say "Oh Jesus...."
    Ultimately...
    *Owl comes out of bag surveys us as we survey him, Gill turns on the cab lights This is one BIG SOB, with yellow fire eyes and he's standing next to Ron H!
    *Owl gives his battle screech; We return with our battle cries and at this point the Chit gets real........
     
  17. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    ROFLMAO again:D that even make the first post even funnier!:D