Tough Guy One Liner Game

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Benning Boy, Jul 27, 2009.

  1. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    I will throw out a scenario, fictional, of course, and you respond with a cool one liner.

    If I get 5 decent responses, I'll throw out another.

    Let's give it a go.

    It's 1 A.M., and your significant other has a hankering for ice cream, and goads you in to going to the local quickie-mart to fetch a pint.

    You're going through the case, find her damn chocolate fudge brownie, and head to the checkout, where you see a thug waving a knife at the clerk. He's demanding cash and Newports and a cherry Slushie.

    He spins and sees you, can't leave witnesses, and lunges.

    You draw and stop the threat with an accelerated pair. Clean shoot.

    You look at the clerk and quip......
     
  2. skullcrusher

    skullcrusher New Member

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    1. I hate cherry Slushies.

    2. Here's a sawbuck for the ice cream, my wife is waiting.

    3. If I have to go for ice cream at 1 A. M., someone has to pay.

    4. Smoking is hazardous to your health.

    5. Was that punk your cousin?
     

  3. skullcrusher

    skullcrusher New Member

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    6. And gimme 45 on pump 2.

    7. ¿Englais?

    8. You carry shoe cleaner?

    9. Whoops, looks like you're gonna have to mop up.

    10. Can I assume the ice cream is free now?
     
  4. AsmelEduardo

    AsmelEduardo New Member

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    LOL!
    Man, I have to avoid reading the posts of SK during the night, always end waking someone with my laughter...
    I almost peed myself!


    Ok, my Tough Guy One Line would be....

    I hate to wait in line, now is my turn? right? :cool:
     
  5. skullcrusher

    skullcrusher New Member

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    Thanks my friend. I was gonna go with:

    11. *shrugs* Sorry 'bout the gansta grease all over your store.
     
  6. Ubergopher

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    1. Next time my wife can get her own damn ice cream.

    2. Can I leave this ice cream here, I need to grab some beer.

    3. He looked to young to buy cigs anyway.

    4. A cherry slushee instead of coke? I couldn't let that crime go.
     
  7. Gojubrian

    Gojubrian New Member

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    1. Double tap baby!!

    2. Anyway, where were we?

    3. Now I'm going to his house to kill his dog, take his bigscreen, and burn down his house.

    4. Don't bring a knife and a slushie to a gunfight.

    5. Give ME all your money punk!!!
     
  8. c3shooter

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    1. Cleanup on Aisle 2.
    2. Yippe ki yay, Mother******.
    3. Man's gotta know his limitations.
    4. Damned zombies.
    5. I was never here, and this never happened. :rolleyes:
     
  9. caniswalensis

    caniswalensis New Member

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    Here's my line:

    I guess he was in hurry to "check out."

    Although it should be noted that a true tough guy would not have let his wife berate him into going shopping at 1:00 in the morning.
     
  10. Yunus

    Yunus New Member

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    Excellent line. I was trying to find what would fit this graphic and you nailed it.

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  11. Troy Michalik

    Troy Michalik Is it Friday yet? Supporter

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    Holstering my weapon I lean over the recently expired bad guy and say "Dammit, that'll ruin your whole day right there."

    But Benning, are you sure this isn’t the pilot episode of “Robo Knows Best”?
    “Robo draws and stops the threat with an accelerated pair. Clean shoot.

    He looks at the clerk and quips...... “Ahem”, then neatly places a five dollar bill on the counter and picks up a shotgun news on his way out the door.”
     
  12. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

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    He looks at the clerk and says: "Damn, I guess he really didn't like this chocolate fudge brownie ice cream."
     
  13. Mark F

    Mark F New Member Supporter

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    "You didn't say PLEASE, AZZHOLE"
     
  14. Jo da Plumbr

    Jo da Plumbr New Member

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    Clean up on aisle 1.

    I guess he felt lucky.

    Do you sell 45 ammo? I seem to be short a couple of rounds.

    Can I get a copy of the video tape for my FTF friends?

    Maybe they’ll have slushies in hell punk.
     
  15. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Oh, this is going so much better than I thought it would. You guys are TOUGH.

    Okay, scenario two.

    You are late for work and on the highway. Your livelyhood depends on making it in today.

    Traffic is at a standstill. You put it in park, get out, and see the trouble.

    An extremist terrorist is standing in the middle of the road. He has explosives strapped to his body, and is running back and forth speaking in a foreign dialect. A woman with a liberal T-shirt is trying to communicate with him, espousing the fact that he must have suffered some injustice from America.

    He sees you, and pulls a pistol. Double tap, threat is eliminated, but the explosives go off, incinerating the Lib and blowing you to safety on the hood of the first car.

    You pat the flames out on your jacket, look up, and say.....
     
  16. Jo da Plumbr

    Jo da Plumbr New Member

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    Two for the price of one, good deal.

    Never liked this jacket any way.

    There’s two more on the down escalator.

    Just another happy morning in Los Angeles.
     
  17. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    I'm gonna write a script, and when Hollywood comes a knockin, I'm taking you guys with me.

    Please continue.:D
     
  18. Jo da Plumbr

    Jo da Plumbr New Member

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    Two rounds of forty five ammo… 84 cents

    New jacket… $125

    Car Wash to get the bloody rain off… $8.50

    One less liberal in the world… priceless.
     
  19. IGETEVEN

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    You pat the flames out on your jacket, look up, and say..... "Hell, I used this excuse last week when I was late, now I have to come up with another one."
     
  20. Troy Michalik

    Troy Michalik Is it Friday yet? Supporter

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    W'sup?



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