Top 10 reasons to get a hi-point

Discussion in 'General Handgun Discussion' started by Gojubrian, Mar 31, 2010.

  1. Gojubrian

    Gojubrian New Member

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    I found this and it is funny! This is all in humor so you hi-point owners don't get your junk in a bunch over it.

    Yes, your Hi Point sucks

    Top 10 reasons to own a Hi-Point:

    10. Your wife wants a divorce and she says she wants half your stuff. Volunteer to teach her to shoot, bringing the Springfield to teach her on. After you have instructed her, switch it out with the Hi-Point and stand back. Make sure her life insurance is paid up completely.

    09. Target shooting. I find that if you nail it firmly to a piece of plywood, it makes an excellent 10m bulls eye. Buy two, so you have something to hammer the nails in with.

    08. Hang it on your wall, and when people ask about it, tell them it was Pablo Picasso’s first attempt at gunsmithing. His second? The Glock…..

    07. Doorstop. I mean, bricks have uses, so why waste them holding open doors?

    06. To use as a platform developing your new non lethal potato bullet. Which WILL make you rich, as soon as Hornady gets their heads out of their butts and take notice.

    05. To test those dicey reloads. You know, the ones you loaded while YOU were loaded. Be sure to use a ransom rest.

    04. If you need to sneak into a construction site while carrying. Anybody that sees it will probably assume it’s a power tool of some kind.

    03. If your buddy works for Hi-Point, and gives you one for your birthday. Be wary of these friends. He probably bought it for $15, and the Federal transfer fee was probably $20 of it. Be especially on guard if it’s an experimental model, but “ All the bugs are pretty much worked out.”

    02. You are supplying the Iraqi Police. Yeah, like they can tell the difference between that and a Glock anyway. If it’s not a Tariq 9mm, it MUST be a Glock, right?

    01. You work in a windy area, and you need something to keep paper from blowing everywhere. Paperweights can be expensive. Get a Hi-Point!
     
  2. Brad

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  3. amoroque

    amoroque New Member

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    ha ha ha good read to start the day!
     
  4. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    BB's Official Ten Reasons to Own a Glock Post

    10) Polymer is unaffected by condensation at the bath house.

    9) It is an accurate accessory to your Village People cop outfit.

    8) It's an effective signal to that guy at the bar to let him know you're crushing on him.

    7) When your boyfriend is cleaning it for you, and has problems with disassembly, he can shriek " I can't get it off!", and you can hiss "You gotta squeeze it, girlfriend!"

    6) Extended mags. Bigger IS better, queenie!

    5) It's scary. It tells the other boys, "Don't mess with this diva!"

    4) It rhymes with your other favorite thing.;)

    3) Featured in the new series on Lifetime, "Queer Gun for the Straight One".

    2) If Cher carried a gun, it would be a Glock.

    1) It doesn't make your hips look big.
     
  5. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    My Oh My!!! :eek:

    Someone is going to catch hell for the posts in this thread... LOL
     
  6. NGIB

    NGIB New Member

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    I've been chuckling so hard the folks in the office think I've lost it.

    Beware of angry fanboys fellas...
     
  7. gorknoids

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    I hate you. Here's why.

    I've got an upper-respiratory thing going on, and halfway through LMAO, I started coughing. Hard. That resulted in a handful of phlegm and spit. Then the sneezing started, all while laughing really frigging hard. As I was running toward the damned bathroom, spraying mucus all over the damned den, I was afraid that I'd go anoxic and die in the bathroom in a nice shade of purple. With a big sh*t-eating grin on my face! That is (Insert swear word here) hilarious!
     
  8. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    I don't know what was funnier!!

    Bennings list

    or the visual of Goju...with snot hanging from his upper lip...running for a tissue...spraying mucus all over his den!! :D
     
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  9. Gojubrian

    Gojubrian New Member

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    That was gorknoids, I'm currently snot and mucus free. :D

    I imagine gorknoids as a scene from basic training when everyone is leaving the CS chamber. :D
     
  10. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    Your right! Reading is a handicap for me tonight!

    Now I'm laughing at myself!!! :p

    I love this place!! :D
     
  11. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    I'm a decongestant. Glad to be of service.

    Thanks, Gork.:cool:
     
  12. gorknoids

    gorknoids New Member

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    I wish I'd have made that up, but when I was standing in front of the toilet gagging and trying to figure out whether to wipe the goop off my hand or catch the next volley, I was struck me that you were entirely to blame.
    The hand is clean, I'm breathing normally, and I got one Hell of an ab workout!
     
  13. glock2740

    glock2740 New Member

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    Shouldn't it be Top 10 reasons to NOT get a lo-point, I mean hi-point? :D
     
  14. buttski

    buttski New Member

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    hilarious!

    don't forget the hi-point boat anchor!
     
  15. mudslinger79

    mudslinger79 New Member

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    Hi points are that bad I assume?
     
  16. 995

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    They go bang whenever the trigger is pulled
     
  17. mudslinger79

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    I been looking at the .40 cal for plinking and range use. I've read a lot of great reviews and read some bad reviews as well. In everything I've read though the good out ranks the bad. The bad being, 1. It's very heavy and 2. It's FUGLY! Personaly weight. Isn't an issue 'cause I'm by no means dainty! Ugliness, I don't care as long as it goes Ka-pow!