Top 10 Reasons men prefer guns vs women...

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  1. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

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    Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women...

    #10. You can trade an old 45 for a new 22.
    #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
    #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he'll let you try it out a few times.
    #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
    #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo!
    #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
    #4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
    #3. A gun doesn't ask , 'Do these new grips make me look fat?
    #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    The number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
    #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!


    Ok, I believe in equal representation on this subject. :cool:

    All's fair in love and war, right?
    :D


    Top Ten Reasons Women Prefer Guns Over Men...

    #10. It can be reloaded and ready to fire again immediately.
    #9. A gun doesn’t compare your ammo to his mother’s ammo.
    #8. The gases from a gun smell better.
    #7. It doesn’t mind if you spend hours shopping for another gun.
    #6. It's always ready to help when you need a job done.
    #5. A gun doesn't ask, ‘You spent HOW MUCH on a holster?!?"
    #4. You don't have to stroke its ego to get the results you want.
    #3. When you put it away, it won't wander off.
    #2. A gun won’t lie about how long its barrel is.

    And the number one reason a gun is favored over a man....
    #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!


    Jack
     
  2. ALSGUN

    ALSGUN New Member

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    very good, thanks for sharing:)
     

  3. shadecorp

    shadecorp Active Member Supporter

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    Very Good. :D
    Thanks.
     
  4. RugerShootinGal

    RugerShootinGal New Member

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    That is it right on the money LOL
     
  5. Bigcountry02

    Bigcountry02 Coffee! If your not shaking, you need another cup Supporter

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  6. canebrake

    canebrake New Member

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    Now that's some humor right there.