To the man who tried to Mug me

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Jusselin, Oct 10, 2009.

  1. Jusselin

    Jusselin New Member

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    Sept. 25, 2009

    To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 07-27-09, 1:43 AM EST.

    I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on my girlfriend, threatening our lives..

    You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.

    I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.

    First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment when I drew my pistol after you took my Jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.

    My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening.

    Obviously you'll agree that it is a very Intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, wasn't it?

    I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from bare footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].

    After I called your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done . Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as four other people's in the gas station on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!

    I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go’s, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]

    I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb .. after I broke t he windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.

    Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what's going on with that?

    Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).

    In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.

    Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.

    Have a good day!

    Thoughtfully yours, Alex


    P.S. Remember this motto. An armed society makes for a more civil society!


    thought this was funny
     
  2. MichaelG

    MichaelG New Member

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    I'm all for concealed carry but I've got to say that the guy who wrote that is a dumbass...
     

  3. Jusselin

    Jusselin New Member

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    why is that? i thought it was pretty cool
     
  4. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    That was on craigslist 6 months ago or so. It's kinda funny but a very irresponsible way to respond to being mugged.
     
  5. orangello

    orangello New Member

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    I like it every time i see it.
     
  6. MichaelG

    MichaelG New Member

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    We have a winner!
     
  7. Jusselin

    Jusselin New Member

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    its just a funny reply dude, its cool, breathe and everything will be OK
     
  8. AcidFlashGordon

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    In other words, the mugger brought a knife to a gun fight. It's satirically funny so thanks for the "giggles" it brought. Not to mention that, luckily, I wasn't taking a sip of coffee when I read the above quoted part. [​IMG]
     
  9. Route 66 Rambler

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    I especially liked the part where he vandalized some uninvolved third party's vehicle and threatened the president, it's hilarious when somebody wastes expensive law enforcement resources during a recession.
     
  10. cpttango30

    cpttango30 New Member

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    What is better than the story?


    Watching all of you get up set of a complete made the hell up story.

    HUM if you call The FBI and threaten the POTUS on a cell they don't trace the number they triangulate your signal. So they would know right where the good guy was.


    http://www.snopes.com/crime/justice/mugger.asp
     
  11. Route 66 Rambler

    Route 66 Rambler New Member

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    Exactly where I was coming from.
     
  12. FCross7

    FCross7 New Member

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    I'm gonna have to agree with Tango, seems a little far fetched to me. Although I did get a good laugh out of it.

    -Fred
     
  13. WDB

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    Same story been bumping about for a few years now, the details change but the same. It NEVER happened. All the saame funny.
     
  14. cpttango30

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    Oh and before any more flamming HOMO's PM me saying Snops is unreliable do muther effing google search first would you. Turns out that the email saying snopes doesn't check facts is..................... WAIT FOR IT........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ it's a myth as well and has been around going after other web sites like truthorfiction.com
     
  15. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    Tango, you make me laugh.
     
  16. divinginn

    divinginn New Member

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    Tell em how you really feel Tango.:D I just do not see getting upset over a made up story,but a funny one.
     
  17. Route 66 Rambler

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    Nobody's upset. None of these fact check places is 100% reliable. Didn't get it from an email, got it from checking what "Snops" had to say about a story I was personally familiar with. TruthOrFiction, Wikipedia, etc. all have the same kinds of problems. Didn't mean to stir a ruckus with a PM. It was intended to be friendly. I am not a "flamming HOMO", the word you are looking for is spelled "f-l-a-m-i-n-g".

    The story is mildly amusing, but lacks the proper flair with a glaring error like tracing a cell phone instead of triangulating the radio signal. And I don't feel that the original perpetrator received enough personal punishment from the narrator in the story. He took the pu**y way out by vandalizing someone else's car and committing credit card theft etc. He should have manned up and burned his house down or something.
     
  18. Jusselin

    Jusselin New Member

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    agreed.......
     
  19. cpttango30

    cpttango30 New Member

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    NO DA The word I was looking for was FLAMMING HOMO.
     
  20. Route 66 Rambler

    Route 66 Rambler New Member

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    I don't have any idea what led to your arrested development at the 5th grade level, so I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and just assume that your inadequate usage of the English language and your inability to spell result from a head injury of some kind. There is obviously zero reason to take you seriously, seeing as how you are hampered by such developmental issues.