To all of you martial artists out there: Bow down to this guy!

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by suprdave, Aug 23, 2010.

  1. suprdave

    suprdave New Member

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    Fear the eagle claw. This guy is the Kung Fu master!
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9c-vVYci6I&feature]YouTube - A SHORT KUNG FU DEMONSTRATION BY ME!!! J.G.[/ame]
     
  2. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    I was waiting for him to CRAP HIMSELF!!

    Thanks, haven't laughed that hard in YEARS!!

    The guy is spherical! It made me tear up, with Laughter!!:D

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftgAG3Vnif8[/ame]
     
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  3. suprdave

    suprdave New Member

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    I HAD to share that one!
     
  4. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Compared to him, I'm as helpless as a worm fighting an eagle!:eek:
     
  5. Shihan

    Shihan Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I love how he protects his face. If he only had some Joe Cocker music in the background.
     
  6. falseharmonix

    falseharmonix New Member

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    James When Gwegowee Junior........
     
  7. NitroxAZ

    NitroxAZ New Member

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    I dare say you would not see a flying insect alive around his face.
     
  8. cpttango30

    cpttango30 New Member

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    You would think that after 30 years of training he wouldn't have a pot belly that is big as Tangos.
     
  9. cpttango30

    cpttango30 New Member

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    I like this one the best.

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REMQ_eDxFX4&feature=player_embedded]YouTube - JAMES WILLIAM GREGORY JR. LOVES LITTLE GIRLS[/ame]
     
  10. Franciscomv

    Franciscomv New Member

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    What looks like a pot belly to you is in fact a giant reservoir of deadly Chi. Ready to burst into deadly eagle claw fury.

    And I'm pretty sure those harmless looking D-cup man boobs hide some other ancient Kung-Fu secret.
     
  11. Troy Michalik

    Troy Michalik Is it Friday yet? Supporter

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    Man, you guys are so mean........ that's his wind up. His fists of fury are just gaining a little speed that's all.

    I would say however that he is in serious danger of someone grabbing his unguarded left pinky and "Segal-ing" the crap out of him.
     
  12. Gojubrian

    Gojubrian New Member

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    I've been doing it all wrong!!

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExF976UNuA8&feature=search]YouTube - Martial arts bloopers[/ame]

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl5SaNBjLhg&feature=related]YouTube - Martial Arts Tryout Bloopers[/ame]
     
  13. Redarrow18

    Redarrow18 New Member

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    oh man, chuck norris and jet lee should watch out!
     
  14. dog2000tj

    dog2000tj New Member

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    I was sure that in one of his videos he was going to have a stroke or aneurysm and die. :eek: What alternate reality does this guy live in? It Must be nice to go through life clueless :rolleyes:
     
  15. Davyboy

    Davyboy New Member

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    Monty Python

    That is worthy of its own sketch
     
  16. Josey Wales '94

    Josey Wales '94 New Member

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    I had no idea what the hell the first guys name was until I scrolled down. It's sad when you can't pronounce your own name correctly....
     
  17. pandamonium

    pandamonium New Member

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    Thats 30 years well spent!
     
  18. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    I'm surprised that guy didn't hospitalize himself.

    Dune, the craw took me back but my wife doesn't remember it....sad.