Tin foil- it's not just us

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by c3shooter, Oct 22, 2010.

  1. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

    C&P from a fun website- notalwaysright.com True stories from folks that deal directly with customers- bank tellers, waiters, cashiers- and folks like this one from Canada:

    Me: “Thank you for calling [internet company], you have reached [name]. How can I help?”

    Customer: “The internet isn’t working again!”

    Me: “I’m very sorry to hear that, how long has it not been working?”

    Customer: “Since all the weird lights last night!”

    Me: “Oh okay, well what are the lights on the modem doing now?”

    Customer: “How am I supposed to know, its covered in tinfoil!”

    Me: “Ma’am that a terrible fire hazard! You need to unwrap that now!”

    Customer: “Absolutely not! Its the only way to keep the aliens out! I would rather burn the house down than allow them into my computer!”

    Me: “I’m sorry…aliens?”

    Customer: “Yes, aliens! And those weird lights outside, I told you! That’s why it’s not working!”

    (I hear her handling aluminum foil and a dog barking in the background.)

    Customer: “So are you going to get me a new modem or not?”

    Me: “Certainly, just a moment.”

    Customer: “That’s what I thought! Now hurry up! I need to go rewrap the dog!”
  2. General_lee

    General_lee New Member

    LMAO! WOW!

    Not sayin I don't believe in some weird things, but jeez:rolleyes: