Please reference the following note are evidence: Dear Wife , I appreciate you thinking about me when you saw the Goya brand "ginger beer" at the store and put it in my bag for work. I took a long chug on the way out the door. It tasted pretty good. And then came the after effects. I am pretty sure an entire troop of fire breathing Jamaican jugglers trampled down my gullet. This was followed by several nuclear explosions in the back of my throat. The jamaican midgets then lit a sumo wrestler on fire and rolled him down my throat into my stomach. Which immediately became the biblical definition of hell; A lake of fire. After which they must have tagged my chest with a laser because I felt an immediate explosion in my chest from a napalm airstrike. The Syrian gas attack had nothing on the Jamaican Goya Ginger Beer attack. Please check the ingredient list on the root beer bottle. I'm pretty sure the main ingredient is either habanero peppers, or gasoline . Thank you for this wonderful early morning experience, Signed, whatever is left of your husband.