This, no...this cant be real.

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by DogOne, Aug 5, 2012.

  1. DogOne

    DogOne New Member

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    please tell me no one has actually played witness to this. this has to be a work of fiction. someone with an active imagination had to make this thread stuff up.

    http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
     
  2. dog2000tj

    dog2000tj New Member

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    I do believe the online persona Gecko45 is an actual person (from all I have read) and has bounced around internet forums for years. :eek: I'm not sure but he may even have been here on FTF a ways back - maybe a Mod could confirm? :confused:

    In any event, fiction or fantasy, it is some fantasticly entertaining reading :D

    We had a member, maybe 2 yrs ago, from Georgia I think, who boasted how he would go for runs through his community strapped with 2 pistols and carrying four mags. Unfortunately as comical as his story was he didn't last very long here .... a shame, could have been an internet legend had he persevered :p
     
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  3. DogOne

    DogOne New Member

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    hahah thats how i feel if someone like that would stroll through here "man, someone get the mods." NO! Dont nobody touch him, lets see just-how-far we can take this.

    Ive always heard the term mall ninja too. I wonder, if this is in fact real, this is the origin story of the fabled mall ninja. the "Mall Ninja Begins" if you will.
     
  4. JonM

    JonM Moderator

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    there was a gecko45 that got banned for general @sshattery. whether it was the same one or just a copycat i dunno
     
  5. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    Gecko45 i think is the original mall ninja! i had read that link before and had to stop because i was laughing so hard. it was very entertaining and if you needed a laugh, it was good for several. sad thing is there are those who believe that crap and think it's true. too much video games i guess. there was even our own in house mall ninja here, Shoobee! search some his posts if you need a good laugh.
     
  6. lbwar15

    lbwar15 New Member

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    This has bin posted before. Thread name is "the original mall ninja". Still funny tho.
     
  7. Gh0zt36

    Gh0zt36 Active Member

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    multiple trauma plates for .308 ??? " so now we have good funding for gear for our jobs, and we needed to find relaible SMG’s, but the HK’s just wouldn’t cut it. " at a mall??? bwaaaahahahah this is the kinda guy who'd be fun to get ****faced at a party and just watch go full retard.
     
  8. MrWray

    MrWray New Member

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    I wore a second chance vest for alot of years, level 2a does not stop the most rounds, i have a level 3a in my gun cabinet. There is also NO trauma plate insert on the back, ive read this before.

    Its so damn stupid its comical
     
  9. StoneCat

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    I liked the part where he "saved the mayors nephew's life and virginity" AFTER the local PD's SWAT unit got taken out "by the gap" and the mall ninja unit stepped up.
     
  10. Big-Nasty

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    Hahahahaha funny!!!
    I never knew someone could become a legend from BS but this sure showed me. I remember him, I think the last post I've seen of him was a few months ago. I wonder where he his? I wonder where shoobee is? What about KalashnikovBlood? Probably in the magical land of BS, where all the video games come to life. It makes me wonder what names they're hiding under in this forum. Surely they didn't leave for good. I think it's kinda sad because most people like that were picked on when they were kids so they try to act cool and bad@ss to try to make friends and impress people, LOL but it's still funny to read what they have to say. Kinda like Coach on one of the old Survivor seasons.

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    I BEHOLD, THE DRAGON WARRIOR WHO WAS ONCE CHASED BY HEAD HUNTERS IN THE AMAZON!!!!!!
     
  11. SWBMOAMP2691

    SWBMOAMP2691 New Member

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    I found him on google. The best place to hunt for mall ninjas.
     

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  12. StoneCat

    StoneCat New Member

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    Oh yeah. Found my mall ninja deep cover gun!

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  13. mudpupp

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    Boy,

    I hope some day he gets that job at the MALL OF AMERICA.

    The stories he could tell us then .. Wow



    OMG = Obama Must Go
     
  14. mudpupp

    mudpupp New Member

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    Wonder if he needs backup?

    His wife could sew him a side kick
     
  15. StoneCat

    StoneCat New Member

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    I'm guessing he doesn't need it. Towards the end he mentioned something about shrike missiles...

    If mall spec-ops gets missiles, I'm gonna write my chief and see if we can get law rockets for our cruisers! No, wait, MK19's! Screw it, both! Never can be too careful... Haha
     
  16. dog2000tj

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    we've had a few internet ninjas on baord here at FTF over the years. IIRC we also had a "stolen valor" member that was rooted out by a fellow member who actually was/is a bad azzed Spec Op :p


    Odd how that person suddenly disappeared when he was informed that his personal info and online "credentials" were being forwarded to the local authorities in his home town :rolleyes:
     
  17. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    And THIS is why Mods go prematurely gray...................

    Yes, a Gecko45 was here briefly. Was it the original? Meh- who knows? Yes, we have had other trolls, poseurs, fakes and wannabees. Yes, sometimes we bounce them and they try to come back under another name. Hint- you are NOT anonymous on the net. We CAN read the ISP that a user is on.

    With Gecko, I think originally it was intended as satire and hyperbole, but his postings had a way of pulling the wackos out of the woodwork.

    With the wannabees, it is NOT a good idea to be BSing about your career in Special Ops to people that ARE/ WERE special ops. Annoy them enough, there will be a team that covertly does an entry to your home, and boobytraps your toothbrush. Very small community, y'know? :)
     
  18. lbwar15

    lbwar15 New Member

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    Lol. Bobbytraps your toothbrush. I was lost for words when I first read about the mall ninja. It's just amazing how some people are. I like the 19 year old navy seals the best tho.
     
  19. StoneCat

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    Small community? Aw man! So I didn't meet the guys from seal team six on m4carbine?! Well damn. What am I gonna do with this $3,000 300AAC BLACKOUT AR ?! Haha

    But seriously. I've hung out with enough military guys to know theres no way you can bluff them about who's "been there" it's like that scene in 40 year old virgin where Steve Carell's character thinks breasts feel like bags of sand...
     
  20. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    You mean they don't? Dang! :rolleyes: