This just happened...

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Mosin, Apr 25, 2013.

  1. Mosin

    Mosin Well-Known Member

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    So I round a turn in the road and dammit, roadblock. Cops have the road blocked off and they've got cars stopped. I'm SOL because my inspection sticker is expired, so begrudgingly I get out my license in anticipation of the headache and tickets to follow.
    I pull up to the roadblock and hand the cop my license. He says he doesn't need it... They're just handing out cookies.
    New concept to me! Didn't even say a word about my sticker. Carry on...
     
  2. Brennan16

    Brennan16 New Member

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    You can do one of two things. Either go to church or play the Lottery tonight.
     

  3. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    better option. play the lottery and then go to church!:D
     
  4. eatmydust

    eatmydust New Member

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    Best option of all.......Vegas, baby!!!!!:D
     
  5. JohnJak

    JohnJak New Member

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    Cops giving out cookies, Good way to do a quick search inside your vehicle.

    Are they hoarding the donuts?
     
  6. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    and marry a showgirl in a church by Elvis!:p
     
  7. vincent

    vincent New Member

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    Yeah but what KIND of cookies?

    I bet they had raisins in 'em...:eek: ;)
     
  8. eatmydust

    eatmydust New Member

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    Imagine if they were handing out brownies!!;)
     
  9. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    i'd go through that roadblock several times for brownies!:D
     
  10. eatmydust

    eatmydust New Member

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    ;)What NO milk? That's just wrong, I'm gettin dry mouth!
     
  11. eatmydust

    eatmydust New Member

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    Something sounds funny here! Mosin, are you sure you didn't have a brownie BEFORE you got to the roadblock?;);)
     
  12. Mosin

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    I'll check. I'm at the gym now. I just threw the bag in the side seat and drove off. It probably has a tracking device in it.

    And no, the cop didn't look in my jeep. He looked me right in the eye, said they were passing out cookies and asking people to drive safe.
     
  13. Mosin

    Mosin Well-Known Member

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    It was a package of Oreos and some pamphlets on safe driving, safe motorcycle riding, and preventing break ins.
     
  14. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    okay, you keep the pamphlets and send me the Oreo's!:D
     
  15. eatmydust

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    I want the brownies!!;) I want the brownies!!
     
  16. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    they were Oreo's, not brownies!:p
     
  17. notdku

    notdku Administrator Staff Member

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    So they setup a check point, detained people, to give them cookies? Was there some reason behind it?
     
  18. TruggieTex

    TruggieTex New Member

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    I bet if and when they get the right vehicle they are giving more than a cookie!
    Something else going on there...
     
  19. Mosin

    Mosin Well-Known Member

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    I'm thinking college graduation is in a week, and the famous 'keg crawl' is Friday. I bet they're just making a show of force to remind the students that they're around.
    I get where some of you are coming from, but seriously, they ignored my expired windshield sticker, refused my ID when I handed it over. They seriously just handed me a bag of cookies and told me to drive safe. I have zero problem with that.
    And before you ask if they have better things to do, remember. I live in the sticks. I see the sheriff maybe twice a year drive by and that's it... For a 'college town' that's pretty impressive, and we have next to zero crime, so yes, I seriously believe they have nothing better to do.
     
  20. orangello

    orangello New Member

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    Duh, the mind control device is IN THE COOKIES; you just ate it! The bears will soon be coming for YOU.

    In short, RUN or slather yourself with something that tastes bad to bears. :D