This is too funny!

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by mountainman13, Oct 25, 2013.

  1. mountainman13

    mountainman13 New Member

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    I'm surrounded by giraffes on Facebook.
     

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  2. TruggieTex

    TruggieTex New Member

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    the door???
     

  3. rockratt

    rockratt Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    That would be my answer....
     
  4. MisterMcCool

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  5. mountainman13

    mountainman13 New Member

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    That's the best answer.
     
  6. tomgodd

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  7. hmh

    hmh New Member

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    Ding ding ding
     
  8. Vikingdad

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    At 3:00 AM my eyes are already open. First thing I open is the gun safe next to the chair I sit in to get the gun out. ;)
     
  9. GunsGodAndCountry

    GunsGodAndCountry New Member

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    Never woulda gotten that!
     
  10. tomgodd

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    Took me a few reads. I thought door at first, but thought it could not be that easy.
    I read the riddle a few times and said eyes.
    So I talked with a friend that is pretty good with riddles and he said eyes.
     
  11. JonM

    JonM Moderator

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    Its worded wrong for eyes to be the correct answer.
     
  12. mountainman13

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    Huh?
    It's 3am the doorbell rings and you wake up.
    First thing you open is your eyes.
     
  13. GunsGodAndCountry

    GunsGodAndCountry New Member

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    I think you can wakeup without opening your eyes, I constantly do it when i don't want to wake up.
     
  14. mountainman13

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    True but it makes it a bit difficult to see who is at the door. Lol
     
  15. GunsGodAndCountry

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    Right, Im saying that when the scenario starts (you wake up) its possible you haven't opened your eyes yet.

    Incidentally, if someone--even my parents--came to my door at 3 in the morning...they could make their own darn breakfast, I'd want no part of that.
     
  16. mountainman13

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    I'd be opening the door gun in hand. Lol
     
  17. JonM

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    Im not gonna argue it. I think riddles are pretty stupid to begin with. Heh

    I dont think they make sense.
     
  18. GunsGodAndCountry

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    I'd make JW open the door I think. But if I were alone I'd do the same.
     
  19. DeltaF

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    I'd open the window and try to flank em. Hope mom likes the way the inside of my flash suppressor looks. That's all anybody that shows up unannounced at this hour is gonna see.
     
  20. WonderWabbit

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    "As it says "The doorbell rings and you wake up", then unless you sleep with your eyes open as a norm, the logical answer is "your eyes" What makes the answer "The Door" right?"

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