Two days ago , like any other , I awoke , oozed out of bed and headed for the coffee maker . If I have to do something , anything , I need at least one hour to Un zombie myself and the "BLACK GOLD" , coffee . As I stated , a day like any other . Half way across the living room , I get a little "hick" , still headed for the coffeehouse maker and maybe 10 seconds or so , " hick" ....? Hmmm..? Fill the maker with water and the just so perfect amount of finely ground , aromatic , mouth watering expresso blend , a nose erection ! Mmmmm...."hick...hick" ..? I have my coffee , come remotely back to Consciousness and "hick..hick" .! WTFrack...? Every 5-10 seconds , double , "hick ,hick"...! I have had chronic hick-ups for two and a half days ..! The normal me can and do meditate pain , anger , sadness and pretty much focus to the point that what must go , goes ! Cheap version of Chi . "HICK , HICK" ! I can not rid myself of these "Hick-ups" away .! That is some 60 + hours of "HICK , HICK" ...! Now here on line , you can not see me twitching "Hick , hick" so it's no big deal . Tomorrow , I have to do a follow up from the last surgery . They will see me twitching away , seizing ? Eeeeek "Hick" , help ! Should I awake with C-Cup breasts , I need you all to bare witness as , "HICK" as to my true identity ! "Hick , Hick" .....help ...."Hick" ....!