This is epic , help ....!

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by dango, Aug 26, 2014.

  1. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Two days ago , like any other , I awoke , oozed out of bed and headed for the coffee maker . If I have to do something , anything , I need at least one hour to
    Un zombie myself and the "BLACK GOLD" , coffee .

    As I stated , a day like any other . Half way across the living room , I get a little "hick" , still headed for the coffeehouse maker and maybe 10 seconds or so ,
    " hick" ....? Hmmm..? Fill the maker with water and the just so perfect amount of finely ground , aromatic , mouth watering expresso blend , a nose erection !
    Mmmmm...."hick...hick" ..? :confused: I have my coffee , come remotely back to
    Consciousness and "hick..hick" .! WTFrack...?

    Every 5-10 seconds , double , "hick ,hick"...! I have had chronic hick-ups for two and a half days ..! The normal me can and do meditate pain , anger , sadness and pretty much focus to the point that what must go , goes ! Cheap version of Chi . "HICK , HICK" ! I can not rid myself of these "Hick-ups" away .! :confused:
    That is some 60 + hours of "HICK , HICK" ...!

    Now here on line , you can not see me twitching "Hick , hick" so it's no big deal .
    Tomorrow , I have to do a follow up from the last surgery . They will see me twitching away , seizing ? Eeeeek "Hick" , help !

    Should I awake with C-Cup breasts , I need you all to bare witness as , "HICK" as to my true identity ! :eek: "Hick , Hick" .....help ...."Hick" ....! :confused:
     
  2. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    the last time i tried to help you out, by watching your video, i had to stand on my head and ended up with a headache!:eek:
     

  3. MisterMcCool

    MisterMcCool Well-Known Member Supporter

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    These are from my wife.

    Drink with your ears plugged. (This requires a straw if you are alone.)
    Eat a tablespoon of Grape jelly. (I don't know why she thinks the flavor is important. It must be like the Brown paper bag for hyperventilating.)
     
  4. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    Dango, look at some pictures of Dine Fienstein, Nancy Pelosi and Barrack Obama.

    that should scare them hick-ups away. if it doesn't, then you know you're a Democrat!:eek:
     
  5. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Ok , plug my ears with a drink and suck a teaspoon of grape jelly through a straw while hyperventilating a brown paper bag......got it ;)



    Well , the brown paper bag is cured , no "Hick" ..! ....."Hick , Hick"...! :confused:
    I got grape jelly stuck in my ear , forgot all about the hick-ups !


    Thanks "Hick ,Hick"...! :D I think the bag is dead , Eeeeek..! "HICK ,HICK" ...!
     
  6. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    upside is it's safer than looking at the pictures i suggested!:D

    downside is you wouldn't find out if you're a Democrat!:eek:
     
  7. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    That worked....! :D. Now all I need is a life time script for Viagra ..! :eek:
     
  8. boatme98

    boatme98 New Member

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    Boww, chicca, bow, bow.....

    I could swear I saw that X rated flic back when I living in hotels on the bosses dime.

    That's when I gave up pern.
     
  9. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    no Viagra needed. just stand on your head and gravity will do the rest!:p
     
  10. boatme98

    boatme98 New Member

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    Stay away from the cat!
     
  11. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    Run puddycat, Run!:eek::eek:
     
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  12. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Auh the good old days , beer in the stream , Taradactile hunting <--Dino Bird , oh yeah !
    Side shows in Tiajuna or Do ya wanna ! Never cared for chicken much since !
    Eeeeeek...! :eek:
     
  13. boatme98

    boatme98 New Member

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    Tried and true remedy.

    The big plus is you don't have to stand upside d own (how the hell do you do that, anyway?), plug your ear (or both of them. Again, how?), choke up grape jelly (strawberry has got to be better), or dance an ancient Irish celli.

    Just take a lemon wedge, douse it with quality bitters, bite down on said wedge, and suck down the juices.

    If the hiccups don't disappear in less than a minute, you have a real problem.

    Then I'd suggest a hypnotist or a lyanifa.
     
  14. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    i hope he doesn't find out he's a Democrat while he's being hypnotized!:eek:
     
  15. Mercator

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    Next time stuff your nose with well frozen ice chips. Seriously, no kidding.
     
  16. Mason609

    Mason609 New Member

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    I hope he isn't MADE into a Democrat while hypnotized, that's worse.... :(
     
  17. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    Dammit! i didn't even consider that.:eek:

    Run Dango, Run little buddy! don't let them hypnotize your!:eek::eek:
     
  18. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Well , hypnosis didn't work at all ! :confused: us ballerinas just aren't that gullible , throw in a little en pointe with epaulement , that would be a shouldering pose , "Hick" , a pirouette en deans , "Hick" !

    Wow , "Hick" , takes the wind out of you , a little efface Devant with a Croise derrière and finish off with a "Hick" , Ecarte derrière. , arms in of corse !

    Really need proper Ballet shoes for these "Hick" techniques . Nope "Hick" ,
    Hypnosis hasn't "Hick ,Hick" done a thing..........I can dance .....:D

    Oh yeah , these are actual terms , postures and techniques of Ballet for those who might not know ! Hooo Yaaaa. , ! :D
     
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  19. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    just don't do any ballet moves while practicing with one of your swords. you could lose a vital body part or parts!:eek:
     
  20. yazul42

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    Dango,, about 25 years ado I had a bout of hiccups similar to yours, I tried everything stated here plus more to no avail, after 10 days of limited sleep and feeling like crap, I went to the doctor, he sent me back home to get my wife at that time to drive for me,, he gave me a syringe full of a drug, forgot what he said it was, but it was about 4:00 Friday afternoon, I got home, passed out about 6 and woke up Saturday night around 8 p.m. The hiccups were gone,that was one Hell of a medication, maybe your doctor may have a solution for you not as harsh, I was sore as Hell when I woke up.