Welcome to the active version of FTF's FAQ. This thread is dedicated to explaining the posts of one of our rare, God ate the mold when he made him, members in Cpttango. Frequently you may find yourself engaged by Cpttango. Some of his posts might be foreign to you. You may find yourself scratching your head, in your mom's basement, with your 5.11 tactical pants on and your Uber pistol in your lap, wondering what the hell just happened to your online personna? How did this happen? I thought I was speaking the gamer's lounge truth. I thought I knew my interwebz firearms. And what is this guy telling me?? Well, Here is your Tangopedia: “You’re an Effing Douche”: This means that cpttango does not approve of your post or your opinion. I would suggest reading the rest of the posts and see where you went wrong. I have a picture of Ponch that says “You’re a Douche”: This means that cpttango does not approve of your post or your opinion so strongly; he needed to express himself visually. You probably need to rethink before posting again. "Hey, I have been busy you homo": Cpttango is explaining that his life does not revolve around this forum and has outside commitments. It is in your best interest to cut him some slack. “Like me, you have to take *information offered* with a grain of salt”: Cpttango is trying to say that he does not always mean to come off as a hard ass, but that does not mean he likes you, or that he is sorry about it. It just means that sometimes Cpttango has rare moments were he is not AS MAD as he is the rest of the time. “I am tired of you and your stupid crap”: This is rare. You have just hit the trifecta, so you might want to consider buying a lottery ticket. Not only have you pissed of Cpttango in this thread, not only has he LONG since written off ANY advice you might have about firearms, but you have reached the point where nothing you have had to say is even entertaining. You are in an elite cast that can be counted on one hand. “Effing”: Cpttango is censoring himself from really telling you off with several “F” Bombs. You should know this, but since you were questioning it, I see that Cpttango was right about you. Stupid Post of the Day Award: This is rare as well, because it does not occur everyday. What the means is that you have posted something that is so Mall Ninja Moronic and/or completely out in Left Field Stupid, that Cpttango had to reach deep into his bag and come out with something JUST for you. “Damn Sissy”/ “Effing Sissy” / “Anything with puzzy in it”: You do not possess the equipment necessary to survive in Cpttango’s world. You should rent the entire series of Band of Brothers, (6) Clint Eastwood Westerns and every movie that John Wayne EVA made. Watch them all back to back, while being blown & fondled by two Thai hookers who are 100% born females, during the after math of eating 11 double bacon cheeseburgers. Once you have watched at least half of Band of Brothers, or made it through three movies, you need to burn through 500 rounds of ammunition that is Centerfire ONLY! Repeat as necessary until Cpttango recognizes your recent Boys’ Drop. “Douche Bag”: See “You’re an Effing Douche” “EOH”: Equal Opportunity Hater. Cpttango is telling you that while you have pissed him off in the past, and probably will piss him off in the future, he doesn’t single you out. Cpttango has decided that everyone deserves a good verbal beatdown from time to time. Anything involving the phrasing of “Panties in a wad”: Cpttango is trying to explain to you that the stick that is in your rectum over whatever you said and he responded to, is because you are actually lacking the parts necessary to survive in Cpttango’s realm ( see Sissy/Puzzy above ) AND you have gone so far as to make the mistake of dressing in women’s full backside underwear. This has gotten bunched into your buttock region and is actually what is bothering you. See recommendation above. “All I can say, is this”: You have just received a visual response from Cpttango. There are NO positive results of this post. Recommend you do some reading of the thread and educate yourself. “Grumpy”: This is as close as you are EVA going to get to a sort of backhanded “love” from Cpttango. Cpttango is an Alpha Males’ Alpha Male. He does not give hugs. He does not pat a player on the backside and say “Good job”. When you are a “Grumpy” anything ( Grumpy Bastard, Grumpy F*cker, Grumpy Mod) Cpttango is trying to explain that while he respects you as a person, he is not happy with your current attitude. “Visiting your Aunt’s House”: Cpttango is relating to you that your current attitude, while he knows is not your normal vernacular, is because of extra stress and/or hormonal imbalances in your system. He is ALMOST forgiving you, but he is Cpttango after all. Check Yo Self, Foo!! “Low-life worthless scum sucking SOB”: This is never applied to the poster, this is only applied to criminals. Chances are good that Cpttango is sharing with you his personal belief, and life mission, to rid this world of criminals, one copper jacked round at a time. You best bet is to agree with him.