As per a poll in the super cool Supporting Members section, this is a thread where you respond as though you were Tango, getting as close to his posting style as possible. I contemplated having everyone converge on a new guy with a question, but his style might be frightening to some, and we don't want to drive anybody off. So here is the fictional post, by a fictional new guy, with a fictional question. Hi, my name is 5.45x39Ninjaman, and I was wondering if one of those .22 derringers would be adequate for self defense. I'd be carrying it in my Giorgio Armani suit, and I think a 1911 would probably print too much. What do you think, guys?