The smartest woman in the world

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by opaww, Jun 30, 2009.

  1. opaww

    opaww New Member

    There were 4 people on a plane a 9-year-old girl, a Catholic Priest, Hillary Clinton, and president Obama. The pilot came back to them and said, “we lost our engines and are going to crash…we only have 3 Para shoots…one of you will have to go down with the plane.”

    President Obama jumps up grabs a Para shoot saying, “I’m the president and the most important man in the world I have to live,” He put the shoot on and jumps out…Hillary Clinton grabs one and says,” I am the smartest woman in the world and I have to survive.” she puts it on and jumps out…The priest looks at the little girl and says, “My child I am a man of GOD and will have a place in heaven if I die so you take the other shoot and save your self.” The little girl says to the priest, “ Its ok Father the smartest woman in the world took my back pack instead of a shoot so there is one left for both of us.”
  2. Shotgun Shooter

    Shotgun Shooter New Member

    I could really see it happen. :)


  3. skullcrusher

    skullcrusher New Member

    My Grandfather told me the same joke that involved Nixon, Kissinger, a priest and a Hippie back when I was like 10 years old. Great joke no matter who is involved. My Grandfather was one of those wisdom filled men, like you, that taught me more than I ever understood until I was an adult. He was a good conservative, Free Mason and teacher. I loved that man! :D
  4. AcidFlashGordon

    AcidFlashGordon New Member

    Going along with the "Hillary" hilarity....

    Are You Honest?

    This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving
    an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test
    features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have
    to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet

    Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.


    You are in Florida , Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you
    caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical
    proportions. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and
    you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly
    hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making photos.

    There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the
    water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive furor.


    Suddenly you see a woman in the water. She is fighting for her
    life, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer.
    Somehow the woman looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is.

    It's Hillary Clinton! At the same time you notice that the raging waters
    are about to take her under forever.

    You have two options:

    You can save the life of Hillary Clinton or you can shoot a dramatic
    Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's
    most powerful and brilliant women.


    Here's the question, and please give an honest answer...

    Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic
    simplicity of black and white?