The Side-tracked Thread Game

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by ScottA, Feb 7, 2014.

  1. ScottA

    ScottA FAA licensed bugsmasher Lifetime Supporter

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    Some of us are better than others at side-tracking a thread. So let's see how good we really are.

    Here's the rules:

    1. You have to start your post consistent with the previous post.

    2. You have to end your post on a different topic entirely.

    3. The post has to make sense. You can't just say: "That's a cool car, but did you know Kim Kardashian is actually a space alien." At least try to make the post flow logically.

    4. Keep it clean. This isn't the bunker.

    So here's the post to start from...

    I loved the last episode of the Tonight Show with Jay Leno last night. NBC is really messed up to think getting rid of him is a good idea. If you missed it, here's a very classy send off...

    [ame]http://youtu.be/KAOClTTiKKY[/ame]
     
  2. seancslaughter

    seancslaughter New Member

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    Yeah and did you see Sandra bullock on there getting all teary eyed saying how nice he was to her even when she was promoting movies like speed 2 which sucked. Can you believe she is like 47 man she is still stoopid hott.


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  3. Rick1967

    Rick1967 Well-Known Member

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    Yes she is. Can you believe that idiot Jesse James cheated on her? I don't even like his TV show.
     
  4. Doc3402

    Doc3402 New Member

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    Maybe she wasn't Miss Congeniality at home. I had to escort a Miss Congeniality winner once, and man was she a sleaze.
     
  5. danf_fl

    danf_fl Retired Supporter

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    I knew a girl like that. Cute on the outside. But did you know that 66 children are sent to the ER every day? It has something to do with shopping carts.

    But the seas where the boat sank are deep, cold, and fill with sharks. I will never take another boat trip with friends from the FTF.
     
  6. SSGN_Doc

    SSGN_Doc Well-Known Member

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    Sleazy girls need love too. One time in band camp I met this girl who had the strangest smelling flute.
     
  7. Doc3402

    Doc3402 New Member

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    There's nothing worse than a smelly flute, but if you run it thorough the dishwasher it usually comes out clean and sparkling ready for the next round of bubbly.
     
  8. KG7IL

    KG7IL Active Member

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    Nice Try Scott, I know a decoy when I see one.
     
  9. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    Speaking of decoys, there is this really cool decoy museum over on the eastern Shore of Virginia.
     
  10. Doc3402

    Doc3402 New Member

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    So if there's a decoy museum over on the eastern shore of Virginia, where did they put the real one?
     
  11. danf_fl

    danf_fl Retired Supporter

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    Virginia. The state that is south of Washington DC.

    But electricity is DC/AC.
     
  12. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    I used to know a girl that was AC/DC. She was in the Navy, and had learned to play Acey Duecey with the CBs on the PTs, while pulling KP.
     
  13. 303tom

    303tom Well-Known Member

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    Yeah I pulled KP before !...........
    Check this out guys.........
     

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  14. yazul42

    yazul42 Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Nice deer,,,, can Dr. Meldrum prescribe medication for bigfoot?
     
  15. Doc3402

    Doc3402 New Member

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    Isn't Bigfoot the reigning world hide and seek champion? Why would he want a prescription when CVS is going to quit selling cigarettes?
     
  16. stratrider

    stratrider New Member

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    I wonder if CVS will continue to sell Skoal? The pharmacists trip over their spittoons here while scrambling to get your scripts filled. Did you get a flu shot?
     
  17. Doc3402

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    Yes, I did get a flu shot, but I had to use flash. Do you know of a good chimney sweep to clean my flue?
     
  18. jebsca

    jebsca New Member

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    I clean my flue my self, so I don't know a good sweep. That stove has been keeping the house nice and warm this winter. The wood is not cheap, but better than propane. Have you seen the price of propane?


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  19. eatmydust

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    Propane is so damn expensive, you have to be Donald Trump in order to afford it. Speaking of The Donald, did you see his roast on the Comedy channel was so funny, I blew snot out of my nose laughing!
     
  20. Doc3402

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    I have seen the price of Propane, and I'm not happy. Just to get a copy I had to order the entire Pinkard and Bowden CD from Amazon.