The Shortest Books of All Time

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  1. string1946

    string1946 New Member

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    The Shortest Books of All Time
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    MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
    By Tiger Woods
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    THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
    By Jane Fonda and Cindy Sheehan
    Illustrated by Michael Moore
    Forward by George Soros
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    MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS AND HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
    By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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    THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
    By Bill Gates
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    THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
    By Dennis Rodman
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    THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
    By Al Gore and John Kerry
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    GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
    By Amelia Earhart
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    HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
    By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
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    TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
    By Ellen de Generes and Rosie O'Donnell
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    GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
    By Mike Tyson
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    THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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    MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
    By O. J. Simpson
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    HOW TO DRINK AND DRIVE SAFELY
    By Ted Kennedy
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    MY BOOK OF MORALS
    By Bill Clinton
    With introduction by the Rev. Jesse Jackson
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    My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
    By Nancy Pelosi
     
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    Video Terrorist Threats (Fiction)
    by Hillary Clinton
     

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    Paying Jobs I've Held, and a Complete

    History of my Military Service

    By Barry Sortero...

    An Army To Protect MY Family,
    A Baseball Bat for Yours

    Same Author

    Why It's Important To Kowtow to Foreign Rulers,
    While American Citizens Abroad get no Support

    Same Author

    Health Care Bills I've Actually Read

    Same Author

    Small Business Start-ups Which Thrived While
    I Was In Office

    Same Author
     
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  4. Rentacop

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    Missions Accomplished by George W. Bush

    I'm The NRA by George Herbert Walker Bush

    On Strategy by Lyndon Baines Johnson

    Standing on Principle by John Boehner with a forward by Mitch McConnell


    Collected Conservative Columns from the New York Times

    Saying No To Drugs by Darrell Strawberry

    The Duke Lacrosse Team Rape Case Evidence File

    Embassy Security Guide ( u.s. Gov't Printing Office ) by Hillary Rodham Clinton

    JFK Assassination Conspiracy : The Hard Evidence by Jim Garrison
     
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  5. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Surely you jest . I have written a shorter one . Title -"The End" . :)
     
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    The Christopher Hitchens Gospel Songbook by C. Hitchens

    Winning Wars by Saddam Hussein

    The Complete NSA Files Snowden Didn't Steal ( u.s. Gov't printing office )

    The Public School Prayer Book

    Barak Obama's College Thesis Unabridged by " Barry "

    Weekend Warrior by George W. Bush Texas National Guard

    The Case for O.J. Simpson by F.U. Bailey

    The Wit of Joe Biden by the editors of Mad Magazine
     
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    The Jounalism Ethics Handbook of CNN - CNN Staff

    The Chris Christie Diet Cookbook by C. Christie , pub. by Dunkin' Donuts

    " Kiss It" , The Bill Clinton Story as told to Paula Jones

    Winning Gambling Secrets by Larry Ziegler ( Larry King )
     
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    " My Career in Gymnastics ",,,,, Gerald R. Ford
    " The History of East African Space Travel ",,,,, Idi Amin
    " Sex and the Monastery " ,,, The Dali Lama
    " Living on a Budget ",,,,,, Donald Trump
    " The Joy of Celibacy" ,,,, Heidi Fleiss
     
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    God Bless America by Alex Jones

    Whupping a** by Trayvon Martin (with intro by Al Sharpton)

    The women in my life by Barney Frank ( with foreword by Ellen Degereres)

    Restoring the glory of France by Charles DeGaulle

    Islam: The religion of peace by Osama bin Laden (with intro by Saddam Hussein)

    Capitalism, the best system By Franklin D Roosevelt (Updated by Lyndon Johnson and Jimmy Carter.)

    Peace through strength by Jimmy Carter
     
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    Famous French War Heroes -Charles de Gaulle.

    A Guide to Winning the White House - H Ross Perot

    Honesty, Fidelity, and Compassion in Marriage - Newt Gingrich

    Surefire Pickup Lines - Clarence Thomas

    30 Pounds in 30 Days (The weight loss secrets of the stars) - Rosie O'Donnell

    Racial Understanding - Don Imus

    Training the Family Pet - Micheal Vick
     
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    MOVIES I REFUSED TO DO
    by Nicholas Cage