The real storm...is inside us all.

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  1. Vincine

    Vincine New Member

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    Selected past advisories from the National Weather Service’s Hurricane Center :D

    HURRICANE HUMBERTO DISCUSSION NUMBER 5 NWS TPC/NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER MIAMI FL
    500 AM EDT THU SEP 13 2007
    THE NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER HAS DETERMINED...BASED ON RECON AND MODEL GUIDANCE...THAT "HUMBERTO" IS A RIDICULOUS NAME FOR A HURRICANE. THIS WILL BE THE LAST ADVISORY ISSUED CONCERNING THIS STORM...UNTIL A MORE SERIOUS NAME IS CHOSEN.
    $$ FORECASTER BLYTHE

    HURRICANE FABIAN DISCUSSION NUMBER 15 NWS TPC/NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER MIAMI FL
    5 AM EDT SUN AUG 31 2003
    FORECASTER AVILA CONTINUES TO INSIST...DESPITE ALL RECON EVIDENCE...THAT IT WAS NOT HE WHO TOOK MY SANDWICH FROM THE NHC FRIDGE. THIS ASSERTION IS NOT SUPPORTED BY FORECASTER STEWART OR MY STATISTICAL MODELS...AND BASED ON THE TIGHT CLUSTERING OF GUIDANCE...I AM ISSUING A WARNING FOR FORECASTER AVILA...THAT HE HAD BETTER BRING HIS OWN LUNCH TOMORROW. THIS WILL BE THE LAST WARNING ISSUED FOR FORECASTER AVILA.
    $$ FORECASTER JACOBS

    HURRICANE JEANNE DISCUSSION NUMBER 5 NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE MIAMI FL
    5 PM EDT TUE SEP 22 1998
    THIS IS JUST TO SAY...THAT THE STORM IN THE ATLANTIC...WHICH WE NAMED JEANNE...IS STRENGTHENING. IT HAS A DISTINCT EYE... LIKE A WOMAN...AND GOOD PRESENTATION ON RADAR. THIS IS ALSO TO SAY...THAT ADVISORIES MAY BE ISSUED FOR BERMUDA...WHERE A DRYING FISH...RESTS ON A BEACH...BESIDE THE COCONUT PALMS.
    $$ FORECASTER CARLOS WILLIAMS

    TROPICAL DEPRESSION IVAN DISCUSSION NUMBER 59 NWS TPC/NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER MIAMI FL11 PM EDT THU SEP 16 2004
    THE LOW LEVEL CENTER OF CIRCULATION OF TROPICAL DEPRESSION IVAN COULD NOT BE LOCATED BY RECON...AND THE PRESENTATION IS POOR TO ABSENT ON SATELLITE IMAGERY. IT SEEMS SAFE TO ASSUME THAT...BARRING RENEWED CONVECTION ...THE CYCLONE HAS DISSAP--...OH GOD...HE IS HERE...IVAN IS HERE IN THE OFFICE...EVERYONE GET DOWN OH GOD HE IS INTENSIFYLKSDJFLKHHALKJKL...
    $$ FORECASTER PRESCOTT

    HURRICANE LILI DISCUSSION NUMBER 49 NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE MIAMI FL
    11 AM EDT THU OCT 03 2002
    HEY GUYS...I WAS JUST WONDERING...IF YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THINGS. LIKE...YOU KNOW...WHETHER IT IS ALL WORTH IT.
    $$ FORECASTER FREDERICK

    TROPICAL STORM KATRINA DISCUSSION NUMBER 30 NWS TPC/NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER MIAMI FL5 AM EDT TUE AUG 30 2005
    THE WMO HAS DETERMINED THAT...DUE TO THE EXTREME DESTRUCTION CAUSED BY THIS HURRICANE...THE NAME "NEW ORLEANS" WILL BE REMOVED FROM THE LIST OF CITY NAMES...AND NOT USED FOR ANY FUTURE AMERICAN CITY.
    $$ FORECASTER SCHOEN

    HURRICANE ISIDORE DISCUSSION NUMBER 24 NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE MIAMI FL
    11 PM EDT SAT SEP 21 2002
    HURRICANE ISIDORE CONTINUES TO STRENGTHEN...AND MOVE TOWARD THE BAY OF CAMPECHE. HOWEVER...THE NHC WOULD LIKE TO REMIND EVERYONE IN THE AFFECTED AREA THAT THE REAL STORM...IS INSIDE US ALL.
    $$ FORECASTER ANDERSON
     
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