The Pastor and the Donkey Races

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  1. djl4570

    djl4570 New Member

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    Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

    The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.

    The local paper read:

    PASTOR'S *** OUT FRONT

    The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor
    not to enter the donkey in another race..

    The next day, the local paper headline read:

    BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ***

    This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.

    The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby Convent.

    The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

    NUN HAS BEST *** IN TOWN

    The Bishop fainted!

    He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she Sold it to a farmer for $10.

    The next day the papers read:

    NUN SELLS *** FOR $10

    This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
    donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

    The next day the headlines read:

    NUN'S *** IS WILD AND FREE

    The Bishop was buried the next day.
     
  2. trip286

    trip286 New Member

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    Freaking hilarious.