The original mall ninja!

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by homelessguy01, Apr 5, 2012.

  1. homelessguy01

    homelessguy01 New Member

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  2. PlaysWithZombies

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    Lmfao wow, think i used to work with one of those guys
     

  3. homelessguy01

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    I seriously think that guy has mental issues hk91s at a mall!? Haha
     
  4. PlaysWithZombies

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    Definitely, and a disturbing obsession with "butt virginity" lol
     
  5. mountainman13

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    Lmfao rapid tactical response force in a golf cart with a response time of 8 minutes. This guy is Fubar!
     
  6. homelessguy01

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    Haha don't forget the shrike missiles!
     
  7. kytowboater

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    Hahahahahabahahaha, wow these guys can't be real.
     
  8. PlaysWithZombies

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    Oh they're real alright, and protecting a mall near you from a devious group of yakuza who really wanna play mortal combat lmao
     
  9. kytowboater

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    Sheesh! Glad they are there. Was at the mall with my wife and daughter the other day. Guess they are super dooper stealthy. Never saw a one, guess I can leave my gun in the truck there now.:sarcastic:
     
  10. MrWray

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    Ive read that before, it would be funny if it wasnt so damn rediculous.. If im not mistaken the Gecko45 guy was on this forum for a short time. People like this are a threat to all of us
     
  11. purehavoc

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    I got a good kick out of it but its absolutely rediculous . This cat should write a book called "My life as a ninjtactial mall operator "
    Stories so good it will leave you shaking in your boots
     
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  12. Jstrong

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    Is this one of them?

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    ---Shoot To Thrill---
     
  13. homelessguy01

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    I literally laughed out load when I read the bit where he says 'Vietnam still shakes when it thinks of the famous assassin' or sumthin like that. He was ductaping armour plates to his back incase some of the enemies he made while 'protecting the innocent' tried to snipe him on his way into the mall! He wanted to know what kind of armour would stop a .338 lapua!? haha he had 4 alternate routes of getting to work!? This guy is a bomb waiting to blow if you ask me!

    I mean what kind of shoplifter is gonna be able to get his hands on a .338 to get revenge on a mall cop haha
     
  14. Model70

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    Ya I almost pissed my pants when I read the Vietnam thing too. What a douche.
     
  15. Marlinman

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    I didnt know the made kevlar helmets that big;) iv seen this pic before but still funny as hell. Shoobee should be added to that wall of.........ummmmm losers.

    God didnt make all men equal colonel Sam Colt did
     
  16. homelessguy01

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    I think on the form u fill out when buying a gun they should have a picture of this gecko45 guy beside the mentally defective box
     
  17. Marlinman

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    Agreed.

    God didnt make all men equal colonel Sam Colt did
     
  18. partdeux

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    I've read that 1/2 dozen times, and it's still funny. I don't remember if it was in the original, or if it's an editing error, but he mixes up which user name he is posting under.
     
  19. homelessguy01

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    Yea I noticed that too, but to be honest I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't an error. It pales in comparison to some if the crap he said
     
  20. Marlinman

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    Ya and geekops also messed up his lies bout 5 different times on rank, weapons, and locations

    God didnt make all men equal colonel Sam Colt did