The Origin Of Orangello's Melissophobia (Fear Of Bears)

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Vikingdad, Aug 20, 2012.

  1. Vikingdad

    Vikingdad New Member

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    OK, it comes up frequently and many of us poke fun at him for it, but as far as I know 'Gello has not divulged the real origin of his ursine phobia. OK, maybe it isn't fear, maybe just pure hot hatred, but you get the idea.

    I'll go first. Goldilocks is "Gello's mother. :D
     
  2. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    personally, me thinks Smokey the Bear caught him as a youngster playing with matches and spanked him!:eek:
     

  3. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    *ducks and covers head and vital organs*
     
  4. tacticalfun

    tacticalfun Active Member

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    Im thinkin he choked on a teddy graham.
     
  5. towboater

    towboater Well-Known Member

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    I think it all started with the Chicago Bears.
     
  6. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    There WAS that disagreement with Coach Bear Bryant.....
     
  7. texaswoodworker

    texaswoodworker New Member

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    Maybe he hates them for the same reason JonM hates wolves. :D
     
  8. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    well you know that JonM is related to Little Red Riding Hood, didn't you?:D
     
  9. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    I think someone scared him once similar to this...............


    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBvMHCy0U8g[/ame]
     
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  10. WebleyFosbery38

    WebleyFosbery38 New Member

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    Lions and Tigers and LBNL, Bears, oh my! I can thoroughly understand his Bear-a-phobia, the first two arent indigenous to the USA so no worries about them but Bears are everywhere! They stink like Hogans Goat, dont brush their teeth and their table manners are atrocious!
     
  11. downsouth

    downsouth New Member

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    As a young boy scout Gello was hazed at his first camping trip. It all started with, "Grin and bare it". To this day his misunderstanding of that phrase effects him.
     
  12. primer1

    primer1 Well-Known Member Supporter

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    He caught a bear in bed with his ex fiancee.
     
  13. boatme98

    boatme98 New Member

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    He grew up watching those stupid bear toilet paper commercials.
    When his parents took him on his first overnight hunt, he happened upon the proverbial bear crapping in the woods and decided to help him wipe..:eek: