The Old Mafia Don

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by CA357, Feb 24, 2013.

  1. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

    An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed. Grandson I wanta you to listen to me. I wanta you to takea my .45 automatic pistol, so you will always remember me.
    But grandpa I really don't like guns, how about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead.

    You lisina to me, some day you goin a be runna da bussiness, you goina have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple a bambini, some day you goina come home and maybe finda you wife in be wit another man. Whata you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, "TIMES UP"?
    Last edited: Feb 24, 2013
  2. kytowboater

    kytowboater Active Member

    Ha! That's great thank you.