So occassionally in The Bunker, Supporting Members area where we run with scissors and frequently leave lights on and fridge doors open, we have little contests for giveaways. Recently I proposed one to find some of the worst, most cringeworthy commercials that are out there. Rules were set, if you linked to something that was called "The World's Worst Commercials" website or anything like that, disqualified. If the commercial was actually good, but for a weird product, disqualified. If the commercial wasn't just plain "I can't believe that person did that for any amount of money" or "I would be hiding under my bed if that was me" it wasn't considered for this vote off. Problem is we got too many of them, so it's time for a good old fashioned vote off by you forum members to choose a "winner" of the most cringeworthy, how could you have allowed that out the door and on the air commercial thus far. This is thread one of two, because we have 14 total to review based on my personal cringe factor when watching them. Who left me in charge? Well, it was my contest in the first place.