The MMA Bad Assery Of J.D.

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by user4, Dec 13, 2009.

  1. user4

    user4 New Member

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    Many men talk about how much they know about MMA because they rented a video in the 90s that once had Royce Gracie and/or Tank Abbot fighting in iron man competitions against the greatest talent of the day. However one man's MMA knowledge surpasses all comers when it comes to the sweet science of MMA handicapping.

    Dillinger, AKA J.D. is a student of the art and science that called mixed martial arts. J.D sees the angles, he knows the fighters' history and training methodologies, and see the inevitable outcome of two opponents seeking to impose their wills upon each other.

    So confident is J.D. that he slyly coerces signature bets from unsuspecting armchair MMA enthusiasts, and watches with glee as they take the bait leading them to their humiliation.

    Yes, J.D is smarter than everyone else. He is certainly better looking. And not that I would know personally, I hear tell he far better endowed than the rest of us. Or maybe just me.

    J.D. brings sunshine when he enters a room. J.D. rules. I suck as a person. J.D. is adored by children and small mammals. I scare children and puppies eat my shoes.

    If J.D says that Chuck Liddel will beat Anderson Silva by SUBMISSION, it is a foregone conclusion. Should take out a second mortgage on your house and bet it all.

    I am Ineffable, and I declare my statements to be true to the best of my knowledge.
     
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  2. IGETEVEN

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    Lost another MMA bet to JD didn't ya Ineff. :rolleyes:

    I will definitely concur, JD does know his MMA, but that is just a very small fraction of the numerous facets contained in the mind of this man we all know by the name of JD (Dillinger).

    He is indeed, a strong man composed of many traits; strength, character loyalty, honest and selflessness and especially, Spree De Core. His dedication to this forum and it's members is outstanding, and his knowledge and wisdom of various subjects besides firearms, is priceless, and many times, perils of genius wrapped in a diamond studded, 24 carrot gold, leather jacket.

    He is an outstanding example of a human being that many strive for, but never quite reach. He has mastered the id, ego and super-ego of working perfection one strives for all their life and never attains.......he is JD.

    Some may question me and say I don't know Jack, but I know these things to be true.....because I know JD. :cool:


    Jack
     

  3. cpttango30

    cpttango30 New Member

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    My god JD's Head is going to be bigger than Tito's would you two stop it already.
     
  4. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    Wow!

    Thank you guys! My head is swollen at the moment and I need to take some time before posting so as not to confuse the issues. :D

    Truth be told, Ineff did lose an MMA bet and this was his pennance, which he held to like a man and didn't need any prodding.

    Frank Mir for the Win!!

    JD
     
  5. canebrake

    canebrake New Member

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    Jeesz..........you guys need some alone time?
     
  6. user4

    user4 New Member

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    Indeed we do. In fact I shall require some alone time with anyone who has read this thread. To dispose of the evid.... err... to buy drinks for everyone! Yay me!
     
  7. Wings-ofthe-Luftwaffe

    Wings-ofthe-Luftwaffe New Member

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    Frank Mir... ALWAYS... for the win!
     
  8. gorknoids

    gorknoids New Member

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  9. Gojubrian

    Gojubrian New Member

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    *GojuBrian grabs ahold of J.D's leg.....possible inappropriate groping and back bending*
     
  10. yesicarry

    yesicarry New Member

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    Good God Almighty.. (Mom used to say that)

    Next thread ,please.....
     
  11. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    The things we do to each other here.:D