Many men talk about how much they know about MMA because they rented a video in the 90s that once had Royce Gracie and/or Tank Abbot fighting in iron man competitions against the greatest talent of the day. However one man's MMA knowledge surpasses all comers when it comes to the sweet science of MMA handicapping. Dillinger, AKA J.D. is a student of the art and science that called mixed martial arts. J.D sees the angles, he knows the fighters' history and training methodologies, and see the inevitable outcome of two opponents seeking to impose their wills upon each other. So confident is J.D. that he slyly coerces signature bets from unsuspecting armchair MMA enthusiasts, and watches with glee as they take the bait leading them to their humiliation. Yes, J.D is smarter than everyone else. He is certainly better looking. And not that I would know personally, I hear tell he far better endowed than the rest of us. Or maybe just me. J.D. brings sunshine when he enters a room. J.D. rules. I suck as a person. J.D. is adored by children and small mammals. I scare children and puppies eat my shoes. If J.D says that Chuck Liddel will beat Anderson Silva by SUBMISSION, it is a foregone conclusion. Should take out a second mortgage on your house and bet it all. I am Ineffable, and I declare my statements to be true to the best of my knowledge.