Since nobody seems to give a Van Damme about my plight, I will go with whatever option you guys decide as my next course of action. I will continue on the course until Mr. Norris at least sends me an autograph. 1) Walker Beard- I will not shave until Mr. Norris acknowledges me. 2) The Mohawk Manly Thread- I will post one citation a day to honor Mohawks non-ghey. 3) The Norris ignores Benny day count sig- My sig will reflect the number of days Mr. Norris ignores me. 4) The Cowboy hat- I shall wear my cowboy hat permanently except for sleep and patriotic displays such as the National Anthem, etcetera. 5) The pitiful open letter to Chuck thread- I will start a thread and write an emotional, heartfelt letter to Mr. Norris once a day until I get a response. 6) Other- Anything anybody suggests to make Chuck at least send me an autograph. You alone can stop this madness, Mr. Norris. I'm your biggest fan.