The Manly Thread!

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Benning Boy, Dec 11, 2008.

  1. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    At Mr.D's suggestion, envision this scenario:

    It's the year 3000, and all remnants of manliness have been stripped from the planet. Years of political correctness, Donahue show reruns, and the like have eliminated all trace of masculine virtue.

    Alas, the manly of this forum had the foresight to set up a manly time capsule, so that one day, some archaeologist might discover what men were, before they got in touch with their feelings.

    My contribution is a Blue Ray copy of the Green Berets, starring the Duke.

    What else?
     
  2. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    From the previous post, here's some of mine:

    John Browning - the works of.
    Gunpowder.
    The Thong.
    The Brazilian Wax Job.
    Steak.
    Beer - And Other Spirits.
    Power Tools.
    The Big Block Engine.
    Ronald Reagan.
    The US Military.

    Robocop10mm contributed:

    Cigars
    Close ratio 4 speed manual transmissions
    Magnums
    C-4
     
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  3. Benning Boy

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    Before there were colognes with woodsy citrus tones and fashion designer names, there was Old Spice. It didn't smell like anything, except Old Spice.
     
  4. Dillinger

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    Highlights from Michael Jordan's career in Chicago, Larry Bird's career in Boston and Magic's career in LA.

    Highlights from Bo Jackson running over everyone in the NFL.

    A couple of Mack Bolan novels.

    A copy of the pregame speech that the coach gives in Rudy "Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, comes into OUR HOUSE and pushes us around" duckbumps every time....
     
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  5. cpttango30

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    Playboy

    Penthouse

    Hustler

    and Debbie does dallas

    oh and some astroglide.

    a 426 ci Hemi motor.

    The complete series of Hogans Heros on DVD.

    A matched set of Colt SSA pistols and a Winchester 94 oh heck and a Dillon M134 minigun. and ammo for all.
     
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  6. Benning Boy

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    What about the infamous 1911?
     
  8. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    Asked and answered. :D

    JD
     
  9. ScottG

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    Buzzzzz! Oh, sorry. Wrong answer. Real men neither need nor use these items.

    The Sixteen inch American bayonet...

    The M1 Garand...

    The collected works of Theodore Roosevelt...

    A history of the American Revolution and bios of the Founders....
     
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  10. SGT-MILLER

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    - A manual on how to fish.

    - A nice, all-purpose fishing rod.

    - A big tackle box with every popular mid-west lure inside.

    - A "singing" wall bass (to help show the history of the redneck).

    - A tough double-barreled 12 gauge with ammunition and a duck-call.

    - A bar of Lava "Soap on a Rope".

    - An old 1975 Chevy 1/2 Ton 4x4 complete with gun rack, rust, non-matching wheels/tires, cracked windshield, and two bales of hay in the bed.

    The following movies:

    Full Metal Jacket

    Dirty Harry

    Hamburger Hill

    Heartbreak Ridge

    We Were Soldiers

    Platoon

    Saving Private Ryan
     
  11. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    Alright, seriously, if we are including the truck, we are including flannel shirts and Levis....;)

    JD
     
  12. gorknoids

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    1. Everything ZZ Topp ever recorded.
    2. a 20-ounce waffle-faced Estwing hammer with thumb skin still stuck in the waffling. (Four of you just flinched, didn't ya? Them bitches hurt.)
    3. A beaver trap, hide scraper, and stretching frame.
    4. A package of habanero seeds.
    5. A Ronald Reagan tattoo template, a bottle of ink, and a porcupine quill.
     
  13. sgtdeath66

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    a complete season dvd of "the man show", pulp fiction, the grindhouse films, animal house, any magnum revolver except .22, 12 ga shotgun in a coachgun setup so we can remember what its like to get hit
     
  14. user4

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    Nothing. They deserve to die out and have the planet recolonized by dinosaurs.
     
  15. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    You're Fired...
     

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  16. user4

    user4 New Member

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    Ha.

    If we let the PC police win, we deserve to have our testicles made into ladies' handbags.
     
  17. Mark F

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    That would be scrotum...
     
  18. gorknoids

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    Scrota? Scroti? What's the Latin plural of "scrotum"? Scrotus would be general......
     
  19. bkt

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    No, testicles. They're hammered flat with a 20-ounce waffle-faced Estwing hammer, stretched, dried, and sewn into a purse.

    My contribution: A broadsword, battle axe, stirrups (one of the most significant inventions of war ever), a complete history of Rome and other historical tomes covering general mayhem and brutal conquest and resistance, and the works of Joseph Ellis and David McCullough covering the founding of this country.
     
  20. gorknoids

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    Gott'a give props for the "Pulp Fiction" idea. "It's not a motorcycle baby, it's a chopper".