The man law thread.

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by skullcrusher, Jul 30, 2009.

  1. skullcrusher

    skullcrusher New Member

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    Ok, we've all heard, "Don't friut the beer." I belive the 'Man Laws' go way beyond personal taste in beer or any other beverage. Your, task as men and women is to come up with the actual bylaws that make the man. (these are the same rules that help boys become men)

    1. Don't paint your toenails.

    Post your 'Man Law' and it shall be so. Let's see if we can get 100 laws to abide by. Number them so we know when we get there. What say you, lest you not be manly...
     
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  2. Caliche

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    Ok, I'll take a stab at this.

    2) Don't wear jeans that are so tight you can't put your keys in your pocket.
     

  3. IGETEVEN

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    3). Boys... quite busting a sag and pull your damn pants up! Nobody wants to see your underwear or ***.
     
  4. Gojubrian

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    4. Don't pierce your face! It gives real men the urge to rip them out ,stupid.
     
  5. skullcrusher

    skullcrusher New Member

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    5. Shake hands like a man, not like a dead fish or limp wrist.
     
  6. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    6. You do not hit women. This makes you a b***h.
     
  7. skullcrusher

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    7. Respect your elders.
     
  8. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    8. Think things out before you decide a course of action and be responsible for your decisions and your actions.
     
  9. gregs887

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    9. Do not cross your legs like a woman. If you have balls, sit like you do.
     
  10. CA357

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    10. Keep your word.
     
  11. Kage0113

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    11. See if you can fix your car/truck BEFORE you take it to a shop.
     
  12. Gojubrian

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    12. Protect your family like a man is supposed to.
     
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  13. Gojubrian

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    13. Love your country and respect the flag!
     
  14. TXnorton

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    14. Get a job and keep it. Preferably, get an education first. Pay your own way, and take care of those who depend on you.

    TXnorton
     
  15. ktmboyz

    ktmboyz New Member

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    Thank and treat a veteran with respect!! They are /did fight for your freedoms.
     
  16. spittinfire

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    16. Know how to use common hand tools and yard equipment. ei. chainsaw, weed eater, mower, etc.
     
  17. robocop10mm

    robocop10mm Lifetime Supporting Member Lifetime Supporter

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    17. Change your own oil. At least KNOW how to. This goes for lawn mowers and motorcycles as well.
     
  18. robocop10mm

    robocop10mm Lifetime Supporting Member Lifetime Supporter

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    18. A crescent wrench and a hammer is not a tool kit.
     
  19. Troy Michalik

    Troy Michalik Is it Friday yet? Supporter

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    19. Do It Yourself Repairs Etiquette
    - You shall learn to troubleshoot effectively. Your repair technique shall not be to start replacing parts until, by the order of elimination, the correct parts is replaced. Figure out what is broken and fix THAT part.
     
  20. Benning Boy

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    20) Watch your f*****g mouth. You may curse like a sailor in the right company, even make it a sport, but you don't do it in line to get your burger, in front of women and little kids, you f**ksnot.