The Italian and the Gun

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by opaww, Aug 3, 2010.

  1. opaww

    opaww New Member

    An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside. "Guido, I want you to listen to me. I want you to take my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

    "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

    "You listen to me, boy. Some day, you're gonna be running the business. You're gonna have a beautiful wife, lots of money, a big home, and maybe a couple of bambinos. Some day, you're gonna come home and maybe find your wife in bed with another man.. . .What are you gonna do then? Point to your watch and say, 'Time's Up?'"