The girl or the gun?

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by txpossum, Aug 22, 2013.

  1. txpossum

    txpossum New Member

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    It's been a quite week around here. I know I've been busier than usual at work, and haven't been on here as much as I usually am, then when I do log on . . . no fights. Damn. How boring.

    This thread probably won't engender that much hard feelings on anybody's part, but hopefully it will be interesting, and mebbe insightful.

    Here's the issue. You stop by a garage sale, and you see an old brass spittoon that you think would look good in your man cave. You talk 'em town to $2.00 and take that sucker home. Grabbing a can of brasso you go to clean it up and a damn genie appears . . . it's not a spittoon, its the bottom half of an old Arabian oil lamp.

    Okay, you say, here are my three wishes . . . but the genie says he's soooo tired of the three wishes crap, that everybody wants three wishes, but it doesn't work that way with all lamps, and here's the best deal here can give you:

    You can either spend one week, anywhere in the world, with the girl of your dreams, or you can have (for keeps) any gun that you want.

    Which would you choose, and WHY?
     
  2. DodgerBlue

    DodgerBlue New Member

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    Tough choice. Both women and guns will come and go. Love em today gone tomorrow.

    But in the long run, a great woman, anywhere in the world, knocking boots for a week, that's money. The gun of your dreams will come much easier.

    Take the woman
     

  3. txpossum

    txpossum New Member

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    You're supposed to name the woman and location. I'm still considering my answer, but so for I'm leaning toward double A's == Alba and Amsterdam.
     
  4. DodgerBlue

    DodgerBlue New Member

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    Anne Hathaway and she must have her super short hair cut. Women in short hair are awesome! lets say a private villa in the Caribbean
     
  5. txpossum

    txpossum New Member

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    On the other hand, one of Skeeter Skelton's revolvers would be mighty sweet.
     
  6. rockratt

    rockratt Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Damn!!! I'm old this one is easy. Barrett M107a1.
     
  7. readygirl

    readygirl New Member

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    I already have most of the guns i want, and plenty of time to aquire the rest...... Does it have to be a girl..? Can i pick Tony Stewart...?
     
  8. KJG67

    KJG67 New Member

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    Oh powerful Genie....Does the gun come with a lifetime supply of ammo? Priorities, priorities, priorities...
     
  9. txpossum

    txpossum New Member

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    Oh, sure, but we guys like the other image better.
     
  10. Jstrong

    Jstrong New Member

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    Gun,but only because I would have a much easier time picking out the gun than one dream girl and place.
     
  11. txpossum

    txpossum New Member

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    10,000 rounds of ammo if you choose the gun; all free food and drink if you choose whoopee week.
     
  12. Jstrong

    Jstrong New Member

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    And not to mention the 'splainin if have to do to the girlfriend about where the hell I went for a week
     
  13. readygirl

    readygirl New Member

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    What about Cash $$$ for the Blackjack tables, strippers, and Corvette rental....?
     
  14. readygirl

    readygirl New Member

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    You wouldnt make it a week with her. She is a raging loudmouth liberal. By Wednesday you would go for a beer run, and not come back...
     
  15. rockratt

    rockratt Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I'm not that old either but the way I figure it what would you have. Stinky on your dinky for a week and then you would take a shower and that would be gone as well. Besides I figure pulling the trigger on that big b-----d would be as good as sex and maybe better anyway.
     
  16. KJG67

    KJG67 New Member

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    Will my wife find out about either choice? :rolleyes:

    So many women, so little time....instant gratification, or 10,000 round of unconditional love....hmmmmm
     
  17. JW357

    JW357 New Member

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    I've already got the woman of my dreams. If I took that option I'd only be choosing a week long vacation, which could be a reality anytime I want, money allowing.

    I'd take the gun. Specifically the "Jack Ruby Colt Cobra Revolver used to kill lee Harvey Oswald."

    http://guernseys.com/auctions/pugliese/prohibitedlots.pdf

    My first thought was a Gatling Gun, but let's be honest - 10,000 rounds would go pretty quick.
     
    Last edited: Aug 22, 2013
  18. KJG67

    KJG67 New Member

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    Yeah, I'm thinking getting the A-10 Thunderbolt's rotary cannon will be out of the question.
     
  19. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    I had to delete some pictures here. This is THE CLUB HOUSE not THE BUNKER. Stricter rules apply to the Club House. Sorry, folks. :cool:
     
  20. SSGSF

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    I will take a m1a. Because I have been with hundreds of women and they are the same. Beauty is only a light switch away.