The few the proud

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Jo da Plumbr, Feb 12, 2010.

  1. Jo da Plumbr

    Jo da Plumbr New Member

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    > The Aisle Seat
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    > Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of London
    > . One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in
    > the middle seat...
    > Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle
    > seat. After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off,
    > wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the
    > window seat said, 'I need to get up and get a coke.'
    > 'Don't get up,' said the Marine,
    > 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for
    > you.'
    >
    > As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the
    > Marine's shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned
    > with the coke, the other Arab said, 'That looks good,
    > I'd really like one, too.' Again, the Marine
    > obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other
    > Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it.
    > When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed
    > the flight.
    >
    > As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into
    > his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He leaned
    > over and asked his Arab neighbors... 'Why does it have
    > to be this way?' 'How long must this go on? This
    > fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity?
    > This spitting in shoes and pissing in
    > cokes?'
    >
    > THE
    > FEW...THE PROUD...
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > THE MARINES
    >
     

  2. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    LAMO!!! Thanks for the laugh.
     
  3. SigGambler

    SigGambler New Member

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  4. 995

    995 New Member

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    That's a good one .
     
  5. orangello

    orangello New Member

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    Such a helpful young soldier! :D