The economy is so bad ...

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by canebrake, Sep 5, 2010.

  1. canebrake

    canebrake New Member

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    The economy is so bad ... That I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
     
  2. canebrake

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    The economy is so bad ... I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
     

  3. saviorslegacy

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    The economy is so bad someone at the flea market asked if they can make payments on this item.

    (This is actually a true story.)
     
  4. canebrake

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    The economy is so bad ... If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
     
  5. IGETEVEN

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    "The economy is so bad... that wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries."
     
  6. Davyboy

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    Things are so bad my wife has took to turning the gas off when she turns the bacon over.
     
  7. danf_fl

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    The economy is so bad.......people are reloading rimfire cases.
     
  8. canebrake

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    The economy is so bad ... Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
     
  9. Davyboy

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    The economy is so bad.... The poor unemployed have to cut down on taxi cabs
     
  10. jca1

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    The economy is so bad that I hop on one foot so I only have to buy one shoe at the time.
     
  11. Jpyle

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    The economy is so bad Cabelas has to give away free gift cards to get people in the stores...

     
  12. dog2000tj

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    The economy is so bad ..... that I almost dialed that number :eek:
     
  13. Gatekeeper

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    The economy is so bad...at the club last night, I saw a stripper trying to sell one of her implants.
     
  14. willshoum

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    Economy......

    The economy is so bad that we had to change our eating habits. We now do our shopping for meat at the local SPCA.......:eek: Ahaaa weeny dog stew.:)
     
  15. canebrake

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    The economy is so bad ... Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
     
  16. willshoum

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    Bad, Bad, and Real Bad!!!!!!!

    The Economy is so Bad that even the Buzzards are going Hungry. Too many people pickin up road kill!!:eek::)
     
  17. canebrake

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    The economy is so bad ... A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
     
  18. willshoum

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    economy is Garbage!!

    The economy is so bad that we gave up going to movies on Friday nites. Now we go Dumpster Diving.:eek::)
     
  19. saviorslegacy

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    The economy is so bad..... Canada has increased border control.
     
  20. willshoum

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    Pig Tails!!!!

    The economy is so Bad That the local Butcher Shoppe is offering 5# of pork sausage to any one who can figure out how to use the squeel of the pig!!!:eek::)