The Dozens: Yo gun is so.....

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Benning Boy, Dec 1, 2009.

  1. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Play along.

    Cane's Glock is so ghey, when you slide the mag into the well, it screams "Give it to me, you brute!":eek:
     
  2. Benning Boy

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    Spitty's guns are so rusty, when he hunts, he meets the "Blaze Orange" requirements with his rifle alone.
     

  3. suprdave

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    Benning's Hi-Point is so dirty...you can't tell where the dirt stops and the gun begins
     
  4. Benning Boy

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    Oh yeah?

    Dave's 1911 is so greasy, if he made loads with seven secret herbs and spices and shot chickens, KFC would be out of business.:p
     
  5. canebrake

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    JD's Nighthawks scream; "they're touching me, they're touching me!!"
     
  6. Dillinger

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    Tango's rimfires are so Ghey they were featured in last month's butch edition of OUT magazine.

    Cane's Colts are so over and done with RuPaul isn't even returning their friend requests on Twitter and Facebook.

    Suprdave's "reloading bench" features 6 types of beer, on tap, and 1 chilled glass. That's it.
     
  7. suprdave

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    Benning's Hi-Point is so ugly...when he bought it, he said "What a treasure" , and I said "Yeah, now let's go bury it!"
     
  8. canebrake

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    Benning Boy keeps his High-Pointy in a custom, hand sewn, Sasquatch fur lined gun rug.
     
  9. suprdave

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    It's like you've been to my house...
     
  10. Benning Boy

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    Cane's Colt is so ghey, it doesn't knock down bad guys, it gives them HIV.

    Can I get a HOOOOO!!!!!
     
  11. suprdave

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    Skull's slug-gun is so ugly....that if ugly were bricks, it'd have it's own "project"
     
  12. Dillinger

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    Robo's S&W Auto is so ugly I tried to enter it into an Ugliest Gun competition and they said "Sorry, No Professionals". :eek:

    NGIB's gun collection is so hideous that it looks like it's been through an industrial dryer filled with concrete and building bricks.

    The design on Cane's shooting jacket is so old, the broad that stitched it had her apartment key used by Ben Franklin on his kite.

    Spitty's handguns are so greasy they are officially listed as honory members of the Crisco Shooting Team.
     
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  13. Dillinger

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    Skull's handguns are so damn dirty they have to creep up on the cleaning kit.

    Iloveguns Glock has more crack to it than Marion Barry. ZING!
     
  14. Benning Boy

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    HooHooo!

    No Professional. He's gonna beat your azz...:D
     
  15. suprdave

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    Cane's Colt is so old....The Flintstones used it to gang-bang
     
  16. Benning Boy

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    Dave's 1911 is so ghey, when he draws, it doesn't clear the holster, it comes out of the closet.
     
  17. suprdave

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    Nice......
     
  18. suprdave

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    Benning's Hi-Point is so ugly...he carries it to work with him just so he doesn't have to kiss it goodbye.
     
  19. Benning Boy

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    With your wit, you'll clear 1000 posts in this thread alone.:D
     
  20. Benning Boy

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    I have an XD too, guys. My Hi Point is getting a complex.:(