The difference between guts and balls

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by IGETEVEN, Aug 27, 2009.

  1. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

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    GUTS -- Arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and saying, "Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"




    BALLS -- Coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the *** and saying, "You're next."



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  2. Shotgun Shooter

    Shotgun Shooter New Member

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    LOL. Very cute, Jack. Very cute. :p

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  3. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

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    CUTE!!....... Son Kermit the frog is cute, My Little Pony is cute! Man up and grow a pair and come up with a better compliment than that girly-man crap! Cute my butt!! :eek: :p

    Jack
     
  4. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    LOL, I think it's great.
     
  5. Shotgun Shooter

    Shotgun Shooter New Member

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    LOLOL. For the record, Kermit the frog isnt cute. Frogs are pretty ugly. :p

    deepens voice and buffs up Damn Jack, that is friggin awesome! I'd totally do that if I had a wife.

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  6. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    She yit! In my best Oklahoma accent...the right there is a life lesson!!
     
  7. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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    I like it, but it wouldn't work for me. My Sicilian wife would fill me with lead. ;)
     
  8. NGIB

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    I've been married to a very cute and dainty Filipina girl for 33 years. The only problem is that she's mean as a cornered wolverine. If I tried the "balls" solution - I wouldn't have any. Funny stuff though...
     
  9. WDB

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    Both are great, neither are something I would try.

    I like my guts & balls to stay intact!
     
  10. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

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    BUMP..........We got alpha males with problems. ;)

    Jack