The Devil Wears Hugo Boss

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Benning Boy, Mar 25, 2009.

  1. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    With 2012 approaching, I've been looking for signs of the ultimate catalyst of evil.

    He has revealed himself to me, the signs are everywhere.

    Please add to the prophecies as you see them, and perhaps we can combat this post deleting, avatar changing incubus of evil.

    Here goes.

    Last years best selling revolver was the Taurus Judge. Chambered in .45 long, and .410.

    .410

    The fourth letter of the alphabet is D. The tenth? J.

    J.D. wears Hugo Boss.:eek:
     
  2. Dillinger

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  3. Benning Boy

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    James Dean died at the zenith of his career because J.D wanted exclusive rights to the initials. Think about it.

    The devil wears Hugo.:eek:
     
  4. Dillinger

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    James Dean died in 1955 - I wasn't even conceived in 1955, C'mon now...

    AND James Dean has been pictured in a Hugo Boss Tux....

    So there...

    JD
     
  5. Benning Boy

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    Whatever you say, Prince of Lies!

    Sighting in a Century AK, notorious for canted sights. My range target posts are 2x4s with an industrial belt stretched between, and you staple your targets to the belt.

    Because of the cant, the AK "deleted" the post.

    Looked at the serial number. The first two characters are letters. Care to guess what they are?

    The devil wears Hugo.:eek:
     
  6. Benning Boy

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    Watching my alcohlic neighbor mowing his lawn.

    His mower? John Deere.

    His beverage of choice? Jack Daniels.

    The devil wears Hugo.:eek:
     
  7. user4

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    Sorry JD, you can't argue with good research. Since you're the devil and all, can I have Anna Kournikova for just one week?
     
  8. Dillinger

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    Being the Devil I would be willing to grant the request, for your Soul, but then would have to crawfish you and give her a 12" man hammer instead of a vajayjay and a permanent Viagra drip.....:D

    JD
     
  9. Benning Boy

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    SEE! SEE! Who would come up with something like that? JDeelzebub, that's who!

    The devil wears Hugo.:eek:
     
  10. Dillinger

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    You! Silence! No more talky from you and this ridiculous theory.
     
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  12. Benning Boy

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    Ahh, the stinkiest Stallone, except maybe "Oscar", and the initials match.

    What Hellspawn would come up with "Judge Dredd" except the Arch-Duke of Hell himself?

    The devil wears Hugo.:eek::eek:
     
  13. Benning Boy

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    Mmmmfhhfh, mfhhhfhhfff.:eek:

    mff mfhhh mffmfu Hugo.:eek:
     
  14. Dillinger

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    C'mon now, this is getting out of hand. "Stop! Or my mom with shoot?" "Rhinestone" "Stephon Veronica: Self Protrait" Ring any bells?

    You musings are bordering on lunacy at this point Benning. You need to restart your meds and perhaps report to the animal shelter to get a puppy for someone to hug you....:p

    JD
     
  15. Dillinger

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    LMFAO!!!

    Bastardo......
     
  16. Benning Boy

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    Well hell, it's been slow around here lately, just attempting to spice things up.

    And just because you deny these things doesn't mean they aren't true.

    And Rhinestone wasn't THAT bad.:rolleyes:
     
  17. Benning Boy

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    So since you killed all the Mayans before they could expose you, funny how we now use the Julian Date (JD) calendar.:eek:

    The devil wears Hugo.:eek:
     
  18. robocop10mm

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    Y'all are cracking me up!
     
  19. Dillinger

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    Now who is playing Prince of Lies.

    You want to know how I know you're semi-gay??

     
  20. Dillinger

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    Christ, don't encourage him, he'll be at this all week.... :eek:

    JD