the destruction of the deathstar was an inside job

Discussion in 'Survival & Sustenance Living Forum' started by gutz47, Oct 28, 2011.

  1. gutz47

    gutz47 New Member

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    Thousands of stormtroopers have lost their lives in the name of intergalactic big government. Its time to bring all our troopers home and end this war Vader started.

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  2. Dillinger

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    LMFAO! :D

    I was reviewing thread titles and I was like "WTF?" and then had to click and read the post.

    I tip my hat to you sir. You have elicited a response long lost in reading most threads here. :D

    JD
     

  3. fireguy

    fireguy New Member

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    Strong the force is with this one.
     
  4. Scratchammo

    Scratchammo New Member

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    HAHAHAHA those WERE the droids they were looking for!
     
  5. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    You need to quit blaming everything on Vader. How about the lobbyists from Sienar Fleet Systems ? They would do anything to get Emperor Palpatine to buy more of the TIE fighters- even though the damned things have no shields, no life support, and no hyperdrive. They sacrificed Aldeberan to make a point, and the whole business with the Military/Droid complex stinks to high heavens.

    And the United Jedi Forces have been nothing but a bunch of racists- why do you think they are always carrying on about the "Dark Side"? You think Yoda is a funny little green guy that sounds like Kermit the Frog- but how did Obi Wan get to be so tight with Princess Leia, hmmmm?

    Just remember- Ewoks are cute- but do you want your sister marrying one?
     
  6. Vikingdad

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    Dude, you are such a freaking racist. My sister did, in fact, marry an Ewock.

    They have had hundreds of kids so far but I think they are all Tribbles.
     
  7. dunerunner

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    Tribbles....I hate those furry little grain eating bugs! Grain is meant for BEER!!

    That's the trouble with Tribbles! They make great Klingon alarms though! :rolleyes:
     
  8. Vikingdad

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    I am not enough of a Trekkie or Star Warhead to remember that Tribbles ate the grain until you mentioned it. Bummer. Now I have to kill all of my sisters kids.
     
  9. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    Don't kill the kids- put them on Craig's List as Organic Furbys.
     
  10. 1982flh80

    1982flh80 New Member

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    Gotta stop watching so damn much tv. After all didn't Shatner change the world we live in? Think I'll ask my parakeet.
     

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  11. Vikingdad

    Vikingdad New Member

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    This is a great skit that was on Saturday Night Live years ago. I couldn't find a straight cut of it but here's the best I could do.

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihsSmJNsDX8]William Shatner's "Get a Life" promo - YouTube[/ame]
     
  12. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    That is some funny stuff, too bad it isn't a better vid!

    Still laughing!
     
  13. Scratchammo

    Scratchammo New Member

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    When I destroyed my dad's death star I was grounded, he didn't let me use the force for a month.
     
  14. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    We heard you got caught carrying a light saber in school.
     
  15. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    ***********

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0MP0FaS1cg&feature=related]Space Balls Schwartz Fight - YouTube[/ame]
     
  16. Scratchammo

    Scratchammo New Member

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    Damn rumors, it was just the diatium power cell.