The Dentist

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by opaww, Aug 1, 2010.

  1. opaww

    opaww New Member

    The other day, a gentleman went to the dentist's office to have a tooth pulled.

    The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give him a shot.

    "No way! No needles! I hate needles," the man said.

    The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man immediately objected.

    "I can't do the gas thing either; the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me!"

    The dentist then asks the gentleman if he has any objection to taking a pill.

    "No objection," the man said. "I'm fine with pills."

    The dentist then returns and says, "Here's a Viagra tablet."

    The gentleman, totally at a loss for words, said in amazement, "Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!"

    "It doesn't," said the dentist, "but it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth."
  2. buckhuntr

    buckhuntr Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter