The cop and the little girl

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by opaww, May 31, 2010.

  1. opaww

    opaww New Member

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    A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a little girl On her new shiny bike stopped beside him.

    "Nice bike, " the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?"

    "Yes, sir," the little girl said, "he sure did!"

    The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.

    The cop said, "Give this to your dad and next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it!"

    The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you've got there, sir. Did Santa bring it to you?"

    Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered, "Yes, he sure did!"

    The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
     
  2. doctherock

    doctherock New Member

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    That is funny as hell. I could actually see a kid saying something like that.
     

  3. RadioActiV

    RadioActiV New Member

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    I love that joke that was great :D
     
  4. M14sRock

    M14sRock New Member

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    Love it. Thanks.
     
  5. Shihan

    Shihan Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    That was a good one. After today I needed a good laugh.
     
  6. pandamonium

    pandamonium New Member

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    Thanks Opaww that was great! I needed that after Shi got me on the deranged gunman thing!! ;)