The American Marine on the Train

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by opaww, Aug 4, 2010.

  1. opaww

    opaww New Member

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    The train was quite crowded, and a U.S. marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well-dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle.

    The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"

    The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."

    The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog.

    "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."

    She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"

    This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.

    The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! This American should be put in his place!"

    An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong ***** out the window."
     
  2. orangello

    orangello New Member

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    LOL!

    Oh noes, i upset a French person in the post-Napoleonic era, ohh, I'm soooo scared. I hope she didn't break his toes running away.
     

  3. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    LMFAO!!

    Didn't see that one coming. Well played good sir, well played. :D
     
  4. Davyboy

    Davyboy New Member

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    Just covered my keyboard in coffee. I will use that one for sure
     
  5. Mack Bolan

    Mack Bolan New Member

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    that was pretty good indeed...

    way to break up my sweaty network problemed afternoon with a chuckle!!:D

    thanks opaww.
     
  6. TheSadPanda

    TheSadPanda New Member

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    that really threw me for a loop on the last part. well done sir! :)
     
  7. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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    Well done Opaww.
     
  8. TheDaggle

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    You never disappoint, Opaww :D.
     
  9. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    Love to hate the Frogs!!

    Well done opaww!!
     
  10. saviorslegacy

    saviorslegacy New Member

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    Treyarch has announced it's new game this year.
    There will be a Call of Duty spin off released this Christmas. Not much in known about this game except for a little bit of inside information. Apparently the campaign will be very short and you will be playing as the French. The title has also been released, Call of Retreat: All on Nothing.
     
  11. RugerShootinGal

    RugerShootinGal New Member

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    That was really good Opaww I enjoyed that :D
     
  12. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    I"m glad I put my coffee down before reading that.