The 2 Garbage Bags

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  1. opaww

    opaww New Member

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    A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in awhile a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk.

    Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag."

    "Oh, really? Darn!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back, and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me."

    "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"

    "Oh, no", said the little old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to the Lambeau Field parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand behind the fence with my hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks his thing through the fence, I say, '$20 or off it comes.' "

    "Well, that seems only fair," laughs the cop. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"

    "Well, you know, not everybody pays."
     
  2. jbd

    jbd New Member

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    I would have paid the lady. LOL
     

  3. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    Entrepreneurship on the edge of Lambeau Field......Gotta give her credit for creativity!! :D
     
  4. notdku

    notdku Administrator Staff Member

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    One in the bag is worth two in the bush?
     
  5. Bigcountry02

    Bigcountry02 Coffee! If your not shaking, you need another cup Supporter

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    A little trim off the top, not too much now!
     
  6. bgeddes

    bgeddes New Member

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    She does circumcisions for tips.
     
  7. falseharmonix

    falseharmonix New Member

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