The “Is it Just Me” Thread

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Troy Michalik, Jan 7, 2011.

  1. Troy Michalik

    Troy Michalik Is it Friday yet? Supporter

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    Do you ever feel the need to pee in the water in the urinal so it sounds like you are making progress and not just standing there being a men’s room perv, or is it just me?

    Go.
     
  2. Dillinger

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    Are you ever at the grocery store with a specific set of items in your mind, then you get into the aisle with the last three things you need and there is a collection of the slowest moving, middle of the aisle parking, grocery zombies and you just want to ram your cart into the back of someone's Achillie's??
     

  3. danf_fl

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    Is it just me or is it that there are not enough chairs outside the women's fitting room in departments for husbands to sit and not feel like lechers?
     
  4. dog2000tj

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    Is it just me or does everyone get that uncontrollable rage to run every single Prius car off the road? :mad:
     
  5. amoroque

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    Is it just me or whenever you find the perfect fishing spot another guy has to set up 6 feet away from you talking loudly on their cell phone, letting their kids throw rocks in the water and crosses your line 3 times in 15 minutes. :D
     
  6. dog2000tj

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    Must be you because whenever some azzhat tries that with me I sternly tell them to move the eff along! :mad:

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  7. Squirrel_Slayer

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    Is it just me or does it seem like every time you get out to the range early and you are the only one on the firing with fifty stalls open, some young kid parks two spots to your left with an AR and no brass catcher and starts flinging hot brass at your head?
     
  8. dog2000tj

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    Is it just me or dose anyone else get backed up and have to resort to rocking back and forth to get the poo going? :eek:
     
  9. Troy Michalik

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    Maybe I should wait until Tango weighs in on this, but right now I'm going to say that it's just you.
     
  10. danf_fl

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    Is it only me who uses Metamucil in their old age?
     
  11. Davyboy

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    Is it just me but when finished at a crowded urinal you shake your manhood with one hand and slap the side of the urinal with the other. You leave with your head high and envious looks from the little guys.
     
  12. willshoum

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    Fire Arms!!!~!~!!!!

    So this is what the World is cuming too!!!!!!!!:eek::) Get a Life Arse Hole!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:
     
  13. Benning Boy

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    It was just you, but I'm off to Wal Mart to try this out now.:cool:
     
  14. Benning Boy

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    Is it just me, or do you guys go to the grocery store, pick up your Centrum Silver, and the overhead music is something that was controversial when you were a kid, but beyond tame now?

    Cashier: Okay, Centrum, grecian Formula, and Boost. $38.95, please.

    Benny: You hear that? That's "Rock the Casbah", the Clash. Edgy stuff.

    Cashier: Riiiiight, credit or debit?

    Well no more. After I slap porcelain at Wally World, I'm shakin it up tonite.

    Cashier: Okay, Horny Goat Weed, model airplane glue, and a box of Trojan Magnums. $38.95, please.

    Benny: You hear that? That's "She Bop", Cyndi Lauper. It's an ode to masturbation. It makes me want to **** like Superman, and it takes me awhile to get where I'm going, if you know what I mean. Not like your boyfriend, the original Minuteman.

    Cashier: Riiiight. Credit or debit, and here's my phone number.:cool:
     
  15. IGETEVEN

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    Nope! I do the same thing, except I just slap my manhood against the urinal stall walls a couple of times, just to make sure. :cool:
     
  16. Davyboy

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    And I shall adopt your formula. It could be much more bountiful
     
  17. Davyboy

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    Ambition should be admired :rolleyes:
     
  18. Squirrel_Slayer

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    There is nothing magical about it, it makes a mess.
     
  19. falseharmonix

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    I hate when you're in the middle of a good log and it just stops. I too rock back and forth, on occasion :cool:

    QFT. Especially when its the middle of the night, and you don't want to turn on the light for fear of burning your retinas out. The only indicator you have is that there is no "splash down" sound in the bowl, and your feet suddenly get warmer. :eek:

    Is is just me or does anyone else practice mag changes in their underwear while watching Netflix?
     
  20. cpttango30

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    HA HA HAHA ROTFLMMFAO.

    No I have to do that sometimes too. In Fact I was so busy today at work today I couldn't get time to take a crap. So when I got home it was like that.

    Is it just me or would everyone be much nicer if they all would just eat more bacon?