Thanksgiving horror stories.....

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  1. LONGHAIR

    LONGHAIR New Member

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    I was at my girlfriends mom and dads house,girlfriend at that time,a few years back and every body was ready to eat. Then their big hairy cat jumped up on the table and started walking down the middle of the table right for the turkey. Every body jumped up at the same time,to get the cat,the cat spooked and turned the table into a total free for all MESS!!!.Chairs were flying,along with all the food on the table. Was funny/gross at the same time. Her dad was cussing up a storm. Then another time my mom cut her finger and we spent the next six hours in the ER waiting room. Every body had to wait to eat so,us younger kids played football for the older people to watch in the front yard. That's my Thanksgiving Horror story...Anybody got one to tell ???...I'll tell about the x-mas tree falling over at x-mas.....SARGE_257 I know you have a story or two To tell...
     
  2. orangello

    orangello New Member

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    I don't consider it a horror story, but my favorite cat of all time was head & shoulders inside the turkey eating his way out many, many years ago. The look on Mom's face was priceless.
     

  3. jca1

    jca1 New Member

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    I eat Thanksgiving dinner with my In-Laws....top that crap!
     
  4. RugerShootinGal

    RugerShootinGal New Member

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    You can not top that. That is the ultimate Thanksgiving Horror Story!!!! That is funny as hell:D
     
  5. LONGHAIR

    LONGHAIR New Member

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    Yea...My story was about five or six years ago....But Somebody has got to have a Frickin Horror Story or Two.....:confused:......
     
  6. neilage66

    neilage66 New Member

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    I ever tell you about when the Queen of England stopped in for turkey?

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  7. jjfuller1

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    my bad thanksgiving day. well morning.. happend about 730am on turkey day. me vs a semi.. it was a tie, you can see the semi in the background of one of the pics.
     

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  8. danf_fl

    danf_fl Retired Supporter

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    Mine is yet to come. The wife invited friends and family. She plans to roast one turkey, deep fry another, and bake a ham.

    I'm getting drunk.
     
  9. HotFudge

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    I sat for 4 hours in -10 degree weather at a WVU/Pitt football game one year. Good thing we won, because that would've totally not been worth it otherwise.
     
  10. neilage66

    neilage66 New Member

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    Will not buff out. Glad you lived to tell the tale.

    Cherokees will run forever...well, at least most of them. ;)
     
  11. Vikingdad

    Vikingdad New Member

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    Probably not gonna help.:cool:
     
  12. pagj17

    pagj17 New Member

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    Idk... I think his plan's pretty solid...
     
  13. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    These are so funny. I can't think of one to tell....
     
  14. ScottA

    ScottA FAA licensed bugsmasher Lifetime Supporter

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    Someone set my parent's dining room table on fire. The guilty party will remain nameless.

    I still can't figure out how myself and my two brothers in law made it through the door at the same time. We are all 200+ pounds each.
     
  15. kfox75

    kfox75 Well-Known Member Supporter

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    Thanksgiving 2002. Answered a knock on my door half way through dinner, to find a deputy waiting on the other side. I found out that the ex was divorcing me at that point. Looking back, it was the best thing she ever did for me.:D
     
  16. LONGHAIR

    LONGHAIR New Member

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    That was the best Thanksgiving .....:D....
     
  17. CGO

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    My cousin (15 yrs. old) wasn't much of a drinker but he decided to sneak a few shots of booze. By the time he sat down to eat he was pretty well messed up. He started eating and about 10 minutes into dinner he threw up all over the table/food. Everyone was gagging/screaming but me. I thought it was funny than hell. I couldn't stop laughing.
     
  18. pagj17

    pagj17 New Member

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    You would:p
    I would too...
     
  19. willshoum

    willshoum New Member

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    Man of the House...............

    The worst turkey day of my life, the rabbit hunt the morning of thanksgiving I had to stay home and do the chores..... The only thing I didn't have to feed was the frickin dogs....Oh well, it was a good hunt for my uncles as they came home with 25 rabbits and a half dozen worn out beagles.....I hate turkey baked in an oven.......:eek: ;)
     
  20. jyo

    jyo New Member

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    Many (many) years ago, my mom's friend was cooking a turkey in the oven and forgot all about it and went to sleep! Woke up the next morning and the bird was burnt to a crisp.