Texting for seniors

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by NGIB, Feb 10, 2011.

  1. NGIB

    NGIB New Member

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    Hey, us old folks need short hand as well. Please study this list so you can understand us old people:

    ATD: At The Doctor's

    BFF: Best Friend Fainted

    BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

    BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

    CBM: Covered By Medicare

    CGU: Can't get up

    CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

    DWI: Driving While Incontinent

    FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

    FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

    FYI: Found Your Insulin

    GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

    GHA: Got Heartburn Again

    HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

    IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

    LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

    LOL: Living On Lipitor

    LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

    OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

    OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

    ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

    TTYL: Talk To You Louder

    WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

    WTP: Where's The Prunes?

    WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

    GGLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
     
  2. lonyaeger

    lonyaeger New Member

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  3. buckhuntr

    buckhuntr Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Hilarious!
    I pinched it for another forum.:p
     
  4. NGIB

    NGIB New Member

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    I stole it myself...
     
  5. NitroxAZ

    NitroxAZ New Member

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    Out in e-mail. Thanks.
     
  6. cpttango30

    cpttango30 New Member

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    That's good I'm sending to my dad
     
  7. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    Good post. Thanks for sharing that.
     
  8. Boyerracing343

    Boyerracing343 New Member Supporter

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    Thats great, Sending to grandma now.