Texas clock

Discussion in 'General Handgun Discussion' started by NvRbanArms, Feb 25, 2012.

  1. NvRbanArms

    NvRbanArms New Member

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    The Texas Cuckoo Clock

    Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....

    The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'
    I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'

    Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
    Around 3 a..m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

    Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and
    cuckooed 3 times.

    Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9
    times.

    I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted

    solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

    (Even when totally smashed.... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos
    MIDNIGHT!)

    The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him
    'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem too upset in the least.

    Whew, I got away with that one!

    Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'

    When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock

    cuckooed three times, then said 'oh ****.'

    Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times,

    giggled, cuckooed twice more,

    and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
     
  2. texaswoodworker

    texaswoodworker New Member

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    ROFLMAO. That was a good one. :D