The Forum's greatest man, and proven greatest contributor, is 5 freaking posts away from an unprecedented 15,000 posts. I recall when he was about to hit 10,000, he refused to post. He wanted that 10,000 to be magical. Please. I know he'll do this crap again, so this is the thread where we make him give up his 15,000 cherry. Make him speak, be the one that gets the response and drives him to make post 15,000, or it won't be business as usual for weeks. I wanted to fluff and buff my new 1911, mainly the feed ramp. Is a wood chipper okay for this, Mr. Dillinger?