Talking USMC Dog

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by CA357, Nov 26, 2009.

  1. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

    A guy was driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he
    saw a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog
    for Sale'

    He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the
    dog is in the backyard.

    The guy goes into the back yard and sees a nice looking
    Beagle sitting there. 'You talk?' he asks.

    'Yep,' the Beagle replies.

    After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk,
    he says 'So, what's your story?'

    The Beagle looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I
    could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so
    I told the CIA and they had me sworn into the toughest branch of the
    armed services...the United States Marines. You know one of their
    nicknames is 'The Devil Dogs.'

    In no time at all they had me jetting from country to
    country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders; because no one
    figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable
    spies for eight years running, but the jetting around really tired me
    out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger. So, I decided to settle

    I retired from the Corps (8 doggie years is 56 Corps years)
    and signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security,
    wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some
    incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married,
    had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

    The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what
    he wants for the dog.

    'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

    'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you
    selling him so cheap?'

    'Because he's such a liar ... He never did any of
    that. He was a Chief in the Navy!
  2. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter


  3. WDB

    WDB New Member

    Thanks for the laugh!