Surgeons

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by IGETEVEN, Jul 11, 2009.

  1. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

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    Five surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on.

    The first surgeon says, 'I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered so it is easy to get everything back in the right place'

    The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded.'

    The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think Librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

    The fourth surgeon chimes in, 'You know I like Construction Workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.'

    But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, in fact there are only two moving parts - the mouth and the *** hole, and no one would notice if you put them back the wrong way round.
     
  2. cameronguyton

    cameronguyton New Member

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    It has been a good while since I have read something on the internet that I didn't question whether it was true or not.

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  3. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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    Truth. Sad, isn't it.