Sure Glad this Guy is Looking Out For Me!

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by user4, May 26, 2010.

  1. user4

    user4 New Member

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    Bwahaha.


    The English need to brush up their English :)

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    Head Office 31 Portland Place,
    London W1B 1QD
    Tel/Fax: + 447 035 939 757

    E-mail: austine.paymnt@neu.com.cn

    Attn:Beneficiary

    This is to intimate you of a very important information which will be of great help to redeem you from all the difficulties you have been experiencing in getting your long over-due payment due to excessive demand for money from you by both corrupt Bank officials and Courier Companies after which your funds remain unpaid to you.

    I am Mr. Austin Owen an official of the International Monetary Fund (IMF). It may interest you to know that reports have reached our office by so many correspondences on the uneasy way which people like you are treated by Various Banks and Courier Companies across Europe, Africa and Asia and we have decided to put a stop to that and that is why I was appointed to handle your transaction here in London, U.K.

    All Governmental and Non-Governmental prostates [did he just say prostate?], NGOs, Finance Companies, Banks,Security Companies and Courier companies which have been in contact with you of late have been instructed to back out from your transaction and you have been advised NOT to respond to them anymore since the IMF is now directly in charge of your payment.

    You are hereby advised NOT to remit further payment to any institutions with respect to your transaction as your fund will be transferred to you directly from our source. I hope this is clear. Any action contrary to this instruction is at your own risk.

    Respond to this e-mail;austine.paymnt@neu.com.cn with immediate effect and we shall give you further details on how your fund will be released.

    Also call me as soon as you send the-mail so that you will be given an immediate response:

    Direct Hot line: CALL: +447 035 939 757

    Regards,

    Mr. Austin Owen.
    +447 035 939 757
     
  2. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    But, but, but - how do we all get in on this wonderful deal Ineff?? Surely you must have a secret.... :rolleyes:
     

  3. user4

    user4 New Member

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    Between Steven Segal being my mailman and this undisclosed fortune being horded by all those effing prostates? Yeah, my life is an adventure. I think this all started when I registered for "The Prepared Society". Apparently I have "gullible" written all over my face.